Gardian Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 All I can say is that if that 'Julie' number were to play her cards right, she could have me tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomoss Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 [quote user="Gardian"]All I can say is that if that 'Julie' number were to play her cards right, she could have me tonight![/quote] You reckon she might be into wrinklies?[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gardian Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 [:)][:)][:)]This whole business fascinates me though.The idea of Cameron or Obama being taken round the corner on the back of a moped for a bit of nookie, beggars belief. The management of this horrible mago must be in heaven!"I'm going to sue you". "What for?" "Well, errrr ........... something" "See you in Court, Monsieur le President".The mago might well lose and have to pay anything from €1 to €1m, but the idea of a serving President taking it that far and having to be cross-examined on his 'movements', stretches the imagination somewhat far.The bodyguard's name is apparently 'Michel', as is my neighbour's. I'm going to have a bit of fun tomorrow.[6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YCCMB Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Well, this time last week I bet the vast majority of people would have placed Hollande well below Steve Davis in their list of "interesting" people, but now he's got everyone talking about him, rather than his harebrained policies. I suppose in a country where there's no royal family to distract the public with a strategically-organised marriage, pregnancy or whatever, it's handy to have the President's indiscretions revealed to deflect attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbie Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 [quote user="idun"]OOps, I meant to edit that, and then forgot, obviously getting too carried away with my new computer and pressing 'post' too quickly. I shall leave it as it is.[Www][/quote]Glad to hear you are enjoying your new computer[:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frederick Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Valerie Trierweiler according to the TV news this evening has been in hospital suffering with " A touch of the Blues " ... Is this an illness that is catching in France ? If it is so serious a person requires admitting to a ward I would like to know how to avoid it ...... Or is it as I suspect her just using a hospital to hide in as the staff can fend off the press ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted January 12, 2014 Author Share Posted January 12, 2014 Given that most of France suffers from this at the moment, she would have done bettert to go for a good walk.Shades of Josephinre Bonaparte when dumped for a breeding model. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thibault Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Poor Josephine. Even Napoleon acknowledged that his luck deserted him when he dumped Josephine - wonder if history will repeat itself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lehaut Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 I think you have to have had some luck first, Hollande's ran out a long, long time ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre ZFP Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 [quote user="Frederick"]Valerie Trierweiler according to the TV news this evening has been in hospital suffering with " A touch of the Blues " [/quote]Well it's such a damp grey Monday morning that I would be having a touch of the cockroaches if I hadn't had such a good weekend - and having a smile here at poking fun at the high and mighty [:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulT Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Apparently, Obama has phoned him to ask how many females he is bringing on his trip.John Major II eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulT Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Janet Street Porter has some advice for him:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2538172/Janet-Street-Porter-The-greatest-mistake-illicit-affair-getting-caught.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 I really wouldn't give a second thought to his private life were it not paid for by the public purse...This whole business simply reinforces the stereotype in international minds... All Hollande needs now is a bribing scandal of some sort and he'll be seen as Berlusconi's little brother... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frederick Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Bribes ..... ? Anybody know if he bought the scooter driver dinner ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 I wonder if the characterisation of a typical Frenchman having a mistress is, like berets and pissoirs, a bit passé?Are there still 24-hour bouquet dispensing machines in the cities? There used to be, and if they've gone that should be a clue.I know that they're a bit macho, but among the many French couples from many walks of life that I know there's only one that divorced, and that didn't happen until the age of 68 (why when the finish was in sight?). They seem to live contented lives uncomplicated my extra marital affairs.I am surprised that the public profess to be disinterested in the business (despite Closer selling out) when the newstands are stuffed with magazines detailing the life of international stars and royalty (they bought and published the pics of Kate topless after all). I'm sure that I saw a large photo of Diana on a magazine recently.I would be fascinated to know what the public reaction would have been if the French president had been a woman......fat chance of that I hear you say! Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwmcn Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Betty,I saw that Steve Davis on TV yesterday.David Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 MOD NOTE:I have merged the two Hollande threads... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idun Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 [quote user="Frederick"] Bribes ..... ? Anybody know if he bought the scooter driver dinner ? [/quote]Or petit dej[Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 I would have paid a cent or two to have been at fly at Ségolène Royal's breakfast table on the morning the day that gossip mag came out![:P]Mme Trierweiler rubbed Ségo's face in (figuratively) when she paraded around Humpty Dumpty at the Elysée in May 2012, seemingly full of glee at being at his side after being made to skulk in the shadows during Ségo's failed attempt at the presidentials in 2006-2007...Could her current predicament be called karma? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted January 13, 2014 Author Share Posted January 13, 2014 and Mr Hollande's situation might be considered Kama Sutra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 [quote user="woolybanana"]and Mr Hollande's situation might be considered Kama Sutra?[/quote][:-))]Nice one, Wooly! [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickles Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Well, since this appears to be entirely the fault of Flamby in not keeping zipped up, he could be seen to have invented a new position, in which he managed to simultaneously screw (in different ways) his official girlfriend, his mistress and himself (a threesome?).I also note that Midi Libre resorted to calling Ms Trierweiler the president's "current" girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YCCMB Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Yjay's funny....yesterday, the BBC called her his "wife" (inverted commas writer's own) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted January 14, 2014 Author Share Posted January 14, 2014 So, the new woman is the 'undercurrent' girl friend.Would this make Mrs Rottweiler the sultana. Now, those sultanas covered in chocolate of our youth tasted good. So perhaps we are nearing the heart of Mr. Hollande's tastes. But is it milk or dark he prefers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gardengirl Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 [quote user="You can call me Betty"]Yjay's funny....yesterday, the BBC called her his "wife" (inverted commas writer's own)[/quote]Wives aren't something he seems to go in for, does he. I can't believe that the current (past?) mistress thought he'd be faithful to her - he did have history in that department with her, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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