Weedon Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Interesting how much news was generated in the worlds media when Tiger Woods had a barney with his missus (alledgedly) then drove off in a huff and managed to bounce off a water hydrant into a tree.Not so much of a word was to be found in the ouest france during the summer when I bounced my new ride-on mower off an apple tree into the fence when I mistook the accelerator pedal for the brake, the first time I used it. Easy done when the manufacturers change the controls around.Apparently both of Tiger's rear windows were broken by his wife using a golf club. The really fascinating unresolved question is.... did she select a driver, putter or an iron? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quillan Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Got to be the driver [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I thought it was one of the "woods"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedon Posted November 30, 2009 Author Share Posted November 30, 2009 Do you think she removed that little socky thing first before slamming the club through the window?I can imagine Tiger saying, "Just hold your thumbs in a straight line and open your shoulders a bit next time, and please don't shout FOUR!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Not only that, when out on the course, you can always expect a bit of "rough", n'est-ce pas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissie Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 People were all wanting to know what Tiger and Mrs Tiger were doing out at that time of the night?The answer:....Clubbing![:D]Chrissie (81) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Mrs woods might have been practising her swing, but Tiger might have been swinging with rachelhttp://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/who-is-rachel-uchitel/story-e6freuy9-1225805515171 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Something interesting happening in the world of golf - never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Coeur de Lion Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I'm really confused. I thought he was a good driver. Obviously not eagle eyed enough to miss that tree and end up in the rough.Oh well, I guess he was under par and upset his little birdie. Haha imagine if his wife had beaten him to death with a golf club?!! Oh the irony!!! Wood you believe it if she had?I hope he can reconcile things with his wife, although I guess he could be a fair way away from that.Let's hope he can putt it all behind him but it was a slice of luck that he wasn't injured in a major way.This sort of thing happens from time to time, it's par for the course.A little birdie did tell me another woman was involved, but she was a bit of an albatross.Feel free to chip in with any more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceni Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 As the KKK always says, miscegenation will end in tears.John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buelligan Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 [quote user="Richard"]I'm really confused. I thought he was a good driver. Obviously not eagle eyed enough to miss that tree and end up in the rough. Oh well, I guess he was under par and upset his little birdie. Haha imagine if his wife had beaten him to death with a golf club?!! Oh the irony!!! Wood you believe it if she had? I hope he can reconcile things with his wife, although I guess he could be a fair way away from that. Let's hope he can putt it all behind him but it was a slice of luck that he wasn't injured in a major way. This sort of thing happens from time to time, it's par for the course. A little birdie did tell me another woman was involved, but she was a bit of an albatross. Feel free to chip in with any more[/quote]What a zinger Richard! Hard to think of a come-backer! But I'll take a swing at it. Poor old Woods (still an Ace to many), I think he was indulging in a little "bump and run", possibly looking for a bit of a bounce. He was blind to the possible explosion and knock down from his long time dormie. What a naughty rutter! He should lay-up, keep an open face. Pin his hopes on getting all square with his dimples and returning to the fairway. Actually though, I'm with Mark Twain on this one....[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerekJ Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Happy Christmas from Tiger and Elin[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_t5GNhXWdyXw/Sxdg3SPTc2I/AAAAAAAAAG8/g2Lrw1JIlFk/s400/tiger-woods-christmas-card.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Coeur de Lion Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 [quote user="buelligan"][quote user="Richard"]I'm really confused. I thought he was a good driver. Obviously not eagle eyed enough to miss that tree and end up in the rough. Oh well, I guess he was under par and upset his little birdie. Haha imagine if his wife had beaten him to death with a golf club?!! Oh the irony!!! Wood you believe it if she had? I hope he can reconcile things with his wife, although I guess he could be a fair way away from that. Let's hope he can putt it all behind him but it was a slice of luck that he wasn't injured in a major way. This sort of thing happens from time to time, it's par for the course. A little birdie did tell me another woman was involved, but she was a bit of an albatross. Feel free to chip in with any more[/quote]What a zinger Richard! Hard to think of a come-backer! But I'll take a swing at it. Poor old Woods (still an Ace to many), I think he was indulging in a little "bump and run", possibly looking for a bit of a bounce. He was blind to the possible explosion and knock down from his long time dormie. What a naughty rutter! He should lay-up, keep an open face. Pin his hopes on getting all square with his dimples and returning to the fairway. Actually though, I'm with Mark Twain on this one....[:D][/quote]I think he was just hooked. DerekJ pml. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 But, she'll have him slice by slice like salami. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Tiger playing ------------ a round .Beautifully stroked at the firstA hole in one at the second Hit a hazard at the thirdBunkered at the fourthApologised for playing the wrong hole at the fifthDisqualified at the sixth when the wheels came off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 [quote user="LEO"]Disqualified at the sixth when the wheels came off[/quote]Er.....would that be the wheels of his buggy, or does he merely use his trolley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Coeur de Lion Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Looks like there's a bit of fluff on Tiger's jacket in the pic derek posted.On closer inspection I think it's just a bogey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 As a toffees man yourself, Richard, I thought you might have said arm candy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Coeur de Lion Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 hahhahahahahahahahaShe's too young for me sweet ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooperlola Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 As usual, JON STEWART said it all.[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Well, Tiger's through the sixth now. Wonder if he'll drive off for the seventh? Hole in one perhaps if he can keep his drive on the fairway and keep out of the rough! Or is he going to settle down and retire? If I were he, I'd go for 36 holes and really blow some of that hard earned cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Coeur de Lion Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I understand Durex are lining him up for sponsorship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/8401706.stmOh dear.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cendrillon Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 omg.........whatever next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakunamatata Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Maybe the old saying is right then, Money is the root of all evil. The sooner the truth comes out the better for all concerned, people are left guessing too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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