Will Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Glad to see somebody else here is not a footie fan - thought I was alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Phil!Me and my band do 'Love Shack'! Just trying to stop this thread becoming ANOTHER footie thread[Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 [quote user="Jonzjob"]I drank Fosters in Aus and the U.K. stuff is the stuff te Aussies produced from drinking their own![/quote]That reminds me of the old joke, if the site's profanity filters will allow it - q. Do you know the way to C o c k fosters?a. Let Watneys brew it in England.(and before I get any more complaints from Watneys fans like I did last time I repeated an old joke containing the name of that company I am merely repeating a joke, not writing libellous comments about a former brewery, the fact that I never liked their products is of course immaterial). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Very similar to one of a series of jokey adverts done by Paul Hogan to advertise said brew. He was pictured in London, a bloke comes up to him and asks if he knows the way to C o c kfosters. He replies "Yeah, mate, serve it warm", turns to the camera and says "Don't these Pommies know anything?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 There's a place for people like you lot![:@]http://www.completefrance.com/cs/forums/787773/ShowPost.aspxSizzle off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 [quote user="TWINKLE"]Phil!Me and my band do 'Love Shack'! Just trying to stop this thread becoming ANOTHER footie thread[Www][/quote]Sorry Twinks. Fantastic song - hope you really belt it out! [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David J Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 hi,Finished the Fosters and now found bottle of Muscadet Sevre in the cooler. Shouldn't mix the grape with the grain, but being in UK driving me to drink!! Back to the Vin Rouge on the 14th.David J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 I was once told by a Dutchman:Beer & wine is fine,Wine & beer is fear.So if you have wine after beer you're fine - but beer after wine turns you into a lunatic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 [quote user="Cassis"][quote user="TWINKLE"]Phil!Me and my band do 'Love Shack'! Just trying to stop this thread becoming ANOTHER footie thread[Www][/quote]Sorry Twinks. Fantastic song - hope you really belt it out! [:D][/quote] I will dedicate it to you and your shack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 [quote user="TWINKLE"]I was once told by a Dutchman:Beer & wine is fine,Wine & beer is fear.So if you have wine after beer you're fine - but beer after wine turns you into a lunatic.[/quote]Here's proof that's not entirely true, it's an old song from me days in Spain, many moons ago..... I like my gin - it helps me get in, But give me that good old vino. I like my vino, It gives me a schwing supremo.Chorus Aye-yi-yi-yi, Si, si signora. My sister Belinda she p***ed out the window And filled up my brand new sombrero. I like my beer - it helps cure gonorrhea, But give me that good old vino. I like my liquor - it makes me *** quicker, But give me that good old vino. I like my brandy - it makes me feel randy, But give me that good old vino. I like my stout - it helps me get out, But give me that good old vino. I like my rum - it helps me to ***, But give me that good old vino. Sounds better if sung in a good voice, Twinks. Mine is typical of the pub singer and a bad one at that [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David J Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Thank goodness I started on the beer!! David J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 See you all tomorrow and don't forget to be on your best behaviour. I warn you - the guy who runs the place - Michel, does not put up with bullies, trouble-makers and drunks!Oh no! You'll all be refused entry!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 I won't be around tomorrow Twinks, so 'break a leg', have fun and sock it to 'em ! I'll be there in spirit !! [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Thank you angel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonzjob Posted November 8, 2006 Author Share Posted November 8, 2006 Hello, I had a big box just now and it's gone likkle again???Hi Twinks, we will be there tomorrow and are looking forward to it. Do you do any Elkie Brooks songs. Pearl's a singer is a BIG favorite of mine!!!Janis Joplin was a great singer. It's a great shame she conldn't live the life she had and also a great shame that Merkedies Bends is the only song that really seems to have survived... I used to have one of her albums, but it's gone missing somewhere along the line.à bien tôt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 [quote user="Jonzjob"].....Do you do any Elkie Brooks songs. Pearl's a singer is a BIG favorite of mine!......[/quote] Jonzy I met the very girl many many moons ago! She came in with all her 'entourage' to the restaurant where I was working in St Albans. She was lovely, it was so surreal! [:-))] there she was in front of me... I don't know who was more timid her or me!.... I gave her the menu for her to autograph which I no longer have [:(] as it was stolen from me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonzjob Posted November 8, 2006 Author Share Posted November 8, 2006 I'm slowly working my way through putting my vynil albums onto CD and I have just put my 3 Elkie albums on an MP3 CD. Now I will be able to listen to her a bit more... I'm not surprised that you said she is lovely. I wouldprobably have melted!!![:$][Www][8-)][kiss]Weeeeeeeeeee, guress who'z got 'is smiliez back!!!!!!Thank's Admin!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Just a warning note for those attending Twinkles gig...wish I could but time and 'er in doors stops me...NEW MEDICAL TREATMENT Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacistabout White Wine. White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourselfand your actions. White Wine can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world thatyou're ready and willing to dojust about anything. You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately, and with a regimenof regular doses you canovercome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want tolive. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discovermany talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine. White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing shouldnot use White Wine. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becomingpregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness,loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker,Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you arenot. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a completeidiot. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and overagain that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse withmembers of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter,faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are reallydying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 I can see you've researched the subject extensively Dago! I was cringing after the first few sentences!So what about red wine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonzjob Posted November 8, 2006 Author Share Posted November 8, 2006 What about red wine Chris? Your avitar is enough to make honest men want to do te same as Dago descrides about the white stuff. Please do us a favour and go back to your old avitar. I feel 'ickkkkkkkkkkkk [+o(][+o(][+o(][B] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 I've tried to explain that to him too Jonz, but it seems to be falling on deaf ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meg Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 I can't look directly at it, I have to squint. Yes Chris red wine works exactly the same, as does beer. I took part in the medical trials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 I guess it comes with it's own set of problems....much the same though...I can just imagine the wine (red or white) flowing at Twinkle's gig and someone trying to do a duet of 'wind beneath my wings' or something. good luck Twinkle, I'm sure the LF peeps will be singing along wine or no wine...!best regardsDave[:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Thanks Dave for the helpful advice.For those wanting to spot me at the gig, I'll be the one reading the print-out, while drinking copious amounts of Guiness.[6]I wonder if the people who complained about Chris' old avatar are wishing they'd not bothered...I know I am.[:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 I'm really jealous I'm not able to go. When are you going to do a gig up my way Twinks?And how many are going from here?You lucky bunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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