TWINKLE Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 [quote user="Dotty0"]TwinkleCan you refill mine too while you're at it.ThanksDotty[/quote]I think you'll find that Dotty was asking ME - not you KKK!Yes dear I've still got plenty - tchin! tchin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dotty0 Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Thank you Twinkle that's lovely, see this is civilized, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 And we can talk about anything on this thread because its full of nonsense its what David wanted to make him smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Something crossed my mind whilst out speed walking, what speedconstitutes the right speed for speed walking, I think perhaps thatmine is a bit slower but armpits, I still call it that....let them sueme, I don't care.Do green weeds count as grass and has one ever thought that it would benice if clover covered ones grass, always green, always just the rightheight and the more 4 leaved you have, the better your chances will beto win the lottery.So much time, so little to think about......................Jean Paul SartreNot really eem but I bet he now wished he had thought of it.......mug. I got there first !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dotty0 Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 MikiHow much red water have you drunk today/this evening? Quite a bit by the sounds of things. Have you tried some of Twinkles', its very nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 [quote user="Miki"] Do green weeds count as grass and has one ever thought that it would be nice if clover covered ones grass, always green, always just the right height...[/quote]Shouldn't this be in the gardening section? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 [quote user="Tresco"][quote user="Miki"] Do green weeds count asgrass and has one ever thought that it would be nice if clover coveredones grass, always green, always just the right height...[/quote]Shouldn't this be in the gardening section?[/quote]Heathens ! I am fillossifying and I feel we all need to have profound thoughts.As a Grand Master and no longer a grasshopper, I need to constantly know many things............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 [quote user="Miki"] As a Grand Master and no longer a grasshopper, I need to constantly know many things............[/quote]You sound a bit like that Martian...Anyway, fair enough, but you need to ask about them in the right places. Right? Otherwise.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 [quote user="Tresco"][quote user="Miki"] As a Grand Master and no longer a grasshopper, I need to constantly know many things............[/quote]You sound a bit like that Martian...Anyway, fair enough, but you need to ask about them in the right places. Right? Otherwise....[/quote]No no.....not the fing....................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 [quote user="Dotty0"] MikiHow much red water have you drunk today/this evening? Quite a bit by the sounds of things. Have you tried some of Twinkles', its very nice. [/quote]Ladies? Another one before we hit the sack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Cheers Twinkle ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaligoBay Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 [quote user="KatieKopyKat"] Olive anyone?[/quote]Ooooohhhhh Katie, you gave me a bit of a turn there. I thought you were offering me around! [:-))]You may not know, but I am the one and only Loose Olive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 [quote user="SaligoBay"][quote user="KatieKopyKat"] Olive anyone?[/quote]Ooooohhhhh Katie, you gave me a bit of a turn there. I thought you were offering me around! [:-))]You may not know, but I am the one and only Loose Olive.[/quote]Not sure who will be with me on this one, anyway heregoes,.......................... is the one and only Loose Olive, a bitlike Sticky Vicky ?[geek] Forgive me SB, I do hope not [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 MikiHow much red water have you drunk today/this evening? Quite a bit by the sounds of things. Ladies? Another one before we hit the sack?Miki, How much red water have you drunk today/this evening?Not as much as the floosie wiv the tonguehanging out and the other bint don't look too happy wiv the serversfingers being in the soup !Surely, these aren't the same bunch that titillated the forum a few days ago [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opas Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 [quote user="Miki"][quote user="SaligoBay"][quote user="KatieKopyKat"] Olive anyone?[/quote]Ooooohhhhh Katie, you gave me a bit of a turn there. I thought you were offering me around! [:-))]You may not know, but I am the one and only Loose Olive.[/quote]Not sure who will be with me on this one, anyway here goes,.......................... is the one and only Loose Olive, a bit like Sticky Vicky ?[geek] Forgive me SB, I do hope not [;-)][/quote]Or Slack Alice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaligoBay Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 [quote user="Miki"]Not sure who will be with me on this one, anyway here goes,.......................... is the one and only Loose Olive, a bit like Sticky Vicky ?[geek] Forgive me SB, I do hope not [;-)][/quote]You mean Sticky Vicky the Caring Lesbian? http://www.times10.org/vicky42004.htmNooooooooo, I don't think I'm like her. I don't do any good deeds at all. I forgive you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 [quote user="SaligoBay"][quote user="Miki"]Not sure who will be withme on this one, anyway here goes,.......................... isthe one and only Loose Olive, a bit like Sticky Vicky ?[geek] Forgive me SB, I do hope not [;-)][/quote]You mean Sticky Vicky the Caring Lesbian? http://www.times10.org/vicky42004.htmNooooooooo, I don't think I'm like her. I don't do any good deeds at all. I forgive you. [/quote]Well...err no actually, not her but thisone........................................oh I do hope you are stillforgiving and OK afterwards.....http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/national-parks-international/benidorm/386320/Scroll down this persons report and she is mentioned down near thebottom. Believe me, she is (if you didn't already know ?) quite afamous lady, whose daughter, so I am told, is following in Mumsfootsteps[Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaligoBay Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 No, I'm not over 60, so I can't be like her, surely?The light bulb trick sounds interesting for parties, does anyone know how to do it? ps, yes, still very forgiving, must have been the foie gras, coquilles St Jacques, and Pyrenees lamb tagine yesterday. Highly recommended, it's good to get stuffed now and again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaligoBay Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 No, I'm not over 60, so I can't be like her, surely?The light bulb trick sounds interesting for parties, does anyone know how to do it? p.s. yes, still very forgiving, must have been the foie gras, coquilles St Jacques, and Pyrenees lamb tagine yesterday. Highly recommended, it's good to get stuffed now and again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaligoBay Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Okay, so the time limit for deleting duplicate posts is what, 3 nanoseconds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 No I am sure you are not but could you elucidate on the Loose Olive please.".....The light bulb trick sounds interesting for parties, does anyone know how to do it? "Well it's certainly not mirrors, cause I would have seen them [;-)] ".....Highly recommended, it's good to get stuffed now and again."Blimey, how co-incidental is that, that's what she said when she first started out on her illustrious career [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 I am no prude but sticky vicky is gross. Got dragged in to see her on a trip to Benidorm. Well actually I went in out of nosiness. It was sickeningly horrible. I could feel my gills turning green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted April 10, 2006 Author Share Posted April 10, 2006 Must have missed the bit about a light bulb. Can anyone enlighten me?As an ex seaman in the merchant navy the mind boggles.For the Mods, I started this thread, and even though I have lost my best joke by the thread going off subject, I am delighted that it has gone off subject, and that people are enjoying themselves.I felt that the lighter side forum had become somewhat moribund, and that it needed a thread in order to lighten up and talk nonsense. Especially now after reading the "reply to mods" thread.Please continue to fill this thread with nonsense.Miki, could you please give it a rest on the reply to the mods thread. You have made your point, and I am worried that they might just give up and impose censorship which will relegate this forum to the dregs of other forums.I am prepared to accept that the mods do their best in difficult circumstances. Perhaps they make mistakes sometimes, I cannot say as I did not read the deleted thread.I for one do not want anarchy on the forum and I think we need mods, and I am pleased that le bouffon was banned. Perhaps the mods win some and lose some. Can we just go forward and post serious replies on the relevant threads, and enjoy ourselves on the Lighter Side threads? Please, please do not get this forum shut down, or subject to excessive censorship.David Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Well said Dai boy! (that's welsh for David). I much prefer it when Miki talks about his spurting merguez and his sticky light bulbs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opas Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 [quote user="David"]. I for one do not want anarchy on the forum and I think we need mods, and I am pleased that le bouffon was banned. Perhaps the mods win some and lose some. Can we just go forward and post serious replies on the relevant threads, and enjoy ourselves on the Lighter Side threads? Please, please do not get this forum shut down, or subject to excessive censorship.David[/quote]Why? because he didn`t answer your garden question to your satisfaction? If not do say, I`m interested, honest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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