Kitty Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 Miss Twinkle, you are now Head of Music and in charge of the choir. What a responsibilty. Vice Headmistress, Miss Frenchie, has to be soprano lead. Personally, I'm a tenor but I don't boast about it.Your first song will be (in honour of Commander Leo):All the Nice Girls Love a SailorAll the nice girls love a sailor,All the nice girls love a tar;For there's something about a sailor --Well, you know what sailors are!Bright and breezy, free and easy,He's the ladies' pride and joy.Falls in love with Twinkle and Frenchie,Then he's off to sea again --Ship Ahoy! Ship Ahoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chauffour Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 can i be the 'pizza making' teacher? i could also teach you how to make limoncello... but then i would have to kill you [6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 [:D]Frenchie!Of course you can be in the choir girl - but I'M doing all the solos[:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 [quote user="Chauffour"]... but then i would have to kill you [6][/quote]Don't worry Chauffour. JayJ (as the cook) and I (as Matron) have that area well covered.[6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 What's going on in the staff room, Matron Tresco? I counternance NO bad behaviour... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 [quote user="Cathy"]What's going on in the staff room, Matron Tresco? [/quote]Nothing[Www] When are the dear children arriving? Are there no staff members with coughs and colds? I have my cure all suppositories at the ready.[:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Can I be chief advisor to the kids who want to bunk off...sort of show them how to escape the clutches of you lot & evade recapture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 Strikes me, Colonel Head, that you should be applying for the position of Head of the Cadet Force.Our gals look quite fetching in their kharkis.The Academy, in the South West of course, is in a chateau not unlike Colditz. So provided you don't train the gals to feign mental illness (something that they tell me is my affliction), you are duly appointed, Colonel Head.Are you any good at jumping out of aircraft? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 Oh dear, Colonel Head, I've had quite a turn. I've gone all queer. I have just looked at:http://www.completefrance.com/cs/forums/1099948/ShowPost.aspxand seen your pectorals (I can't even spell the word, I am so overcome). Are those your rippling biceps? I'm not sure that the gals will be able to contain themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ysatis Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I must say Headmistress that I am very reassured that you are thoroughly checking out the credentials of your applicants. I'm positive under your guidance the girls will be able to contain themselves...but only just maybe!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 Credentials, E.M.H., are important to me. Bearing in mind your credentials, I am surprised that I have received no application from you. Having said that, convicts are NOT allowed, nor are Members of Parliament.Lady C, Headmistress of the Haberdashers' and Seamstresses' Academy for Girls, Education for the Gentry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 I would like to apply for the position of Hockey Coach, having played for Queen and County I have all the correct credentials and still don my skirt on occasion! I'm very handy with a stick too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 then you can work in the same office as me as I am in charge of discipline .. hee hee ...Vice headmistress... [geek] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ysatis Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Headmistress Lady C, I would love to apply for a post at your Academy, but my credentials are only suitable for one position that of school cook which has already been filled by JayJay. I do not feel that I am qualified enough for other positions at this moment in time. Liz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Right you lot - enough chatting. It's choir practice!Here is the Christmas song I want you to learn for the Christmas concert on the 23rd December.Well it's not quite finished so I'll start the first line and you can contribute as you like. No bad language and any reference to me must be pure flattery or you're out on your ear with no Christmas pudding! (I know the cook [;-)])The tune is 'Deck the Hall with Boughs of Holly' FORUM CHRISTMAS SONGMake your day a bit more jolly.....Fa la la la la, la la la la laJoin the forum - you won't be sorry.....Fa la la la la, la la la la la etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 [quote user="TWINKLE"]FORUM CHRISTMAS SONGMake your day a bit more jolly.....Fa la la la la, la la la la laJoin the forum - you won't be sorry.....Fa la la la la, la la la la la etc.LOTS OF FRIENDSHIP , YOU WILL BE MERRYYYYY Fa lalalallallllallaaaaaaaaa [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Share a lovely glass of sherry, fa la la la la, la la da da Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 Into my studyI'm in a hurryFa la la, la la la, la, la, la.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ysatis Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 For a naan bread and a curry, Fa la la la la la la la Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Looks like the position of French Mistress has still not been filled in as yet... May I be the French Mistress... I have a PGCE in French Mistressing and my pillow talk is excellent I am told and these girls will need thorough teaching in the art of pillow talk if they are to get a few suitors and / or a decent husband. It is also an excellent opportunity to be taught several other languages as part the lessons. Are there any male members of staff or any male on the board of governors with suitable sons. Just that I would need some props and material to show these girls on how to be 'ingénues'...[6] [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 [quote user="Cathy"] Strikes me, Colonel Head, that you should be applying for the position of Head of the Cadet Force.Our gals look quite fetching in their kharkis.The Academy, in the South West of course, is in a chateau not unlike Colditz. So provided you don't train the gals to feign mental illness (something that they tell me is my affliction), you are duly appointed, Colonel Head.Are you any good at jumping out of aircraft? [/quote]I seem to specialise in getting into trouble so being a Colonel is out...it's only too fair I pass on my extensive experience to the young! As for jumping out of an aeroplane, wouldn't it be better to wait for the thing to land first? Missy; I think you're mistaking the type of establishment, it's a school not a knocking shop![:D]Boy there's going to be some confused kids leaving this school! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 [quote user="Chris Head"] ..... Missy; I think you're mistaking the type of establishment, it's a school not a knocking shop![:D] ..... [/quote]No it isn't a knocking shop, one wouldn't dare think such a thing! It is going to be the very best finishing school in the land! Looks like Colonel Head is not well appointed with the curriculum of a bespoke finishing school for girls. I will have to get to work at once and show him what one teaches in these esteemed establishments for young ladies...[Www] [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre ZFP Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Since there's no aprés ski after being on the pisteCan I be Charge d'affaires ?I think it could be fun to be in charge of affairs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 [quote user="Cathy"]Oh dear, Colonel Head, I've had quite a turn. I've gone all queer. I have just looked at:............................. Are those your rippling biceps? I'm not sure that the gals will be able to contain themselves. [/quote]Headmistress, Lady C, Whatever, the GIRLS may be able to contain themselves, but can YOU?[;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 19, 2007 Author Share Posted December 19, 2007 My sweet Estates Bursar Sweet - reticence is my middle name, so control doesn't come into it.Miss Missy, of should I say Mlle Missy - you are now the French mistress to the Academy. I suspect that you will be bsuy, especially with Colonel Head.As for our tennis/ski instructor, wanting to take on extra responsibilites. I think that you are getting a little above your ski station. Go back to your lobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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