Kitty Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I'm starting up a school and you are all invited to be teachers. No qualifications needed. I'm obvously the headmistress - that goes without saying.Can you apply to me, through the Forum, with what subject you would want to teach and why?By the way, it's a girls' school (pinafores, boaters etc) but male teachers will be allowed. And boys, please don't all apply to be head of biology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I would like to be considered for the position of Chemistry professor.I love to experiment.....................................[Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 15, 2007 Author Share Posted December 15, 2007 Your wish is my command, Professor Bugbear...C2H5OH(l) will be banned in the laboratory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 English language. Or to be modern Egllysh Lagwige Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meg Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I'll teach the nice young girls how to whack a bit of hot metal? [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 15, 2007 Author Share Posted December 15, 2007 That can be soughted, Miss Wooly. Hi standard of ritten English wil be Xpected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 15, 2007 Author Share Posted December 15, 2007 Mrs Meg. Metalwork is NOT to be tolerated for nice young gals. They are to go out into the world to be wives not steel workers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meg Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 But i'm a nice girl! [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 15, 2007 Author Share Posted December 15, 2007 The school motto will be:Homus et placens uxorA home and a pleasing wife (spake by Horace) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 PE teacher please cos i can do sports Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 [quote user="Meg "]But i'm a nice girl! [:)][/quote]"All the nice girls, like a sailor " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 15, 2007 Author Share Posted December 15, 2007 Ah yes, Miss Geordie, we've got to get our gals fit for their husbands, don't we.Any ideas of how to do this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 15, 2007 Author Share Posted December 15, 2007 Commander Leo, I'll allocate you a bunk in the dormitory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 meet me in the gym and i`ll show you the curriculum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 [quote user="Cathy"]Commander Leo, I'll allocate you a bunk in the dormitory. [/quote]I've never been allocated before, is it good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 15, 2007 Author Share Posted December 15, 2007 I'm afraid, Commander, that it's lights out now at 22.30.Our gals do have to get their beauty sleep - as do I, of course.Reveil is at 08.00. I expect you to be in full kit with all your pips in the right places, Commander. The Right Reverend Ramrod will be giving the sermon on the subject of always saying thank you, Professor Bugbear take note. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre ZFP Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Can I be the tennis coach in the summer and ski instrutor in the winter please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suze01 Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Can I be school secretary? Back in the UK I stood in for 6 weeks whilst ours was away having an op and loved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 I would like the position of School Nurse.[6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayJay Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 School cook for me please, so I can keep the school nurse busy! [:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 I would like to be the bursar so that if a girl's parents can't pay, I can keep that information to myself and the girl need never be made to feel like a "charity" girl. And yes, I know about these things from personal experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 16, 2007 Author Share Posted December 16, 2007 Oh my word, I just pop out for the day at the races (please don't tell the gals as I do not encourage gambling) and I come back to find lots of job applications.I deal with each one in turn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 16, 2007 Author Share Posted December 16, 2007 Lisleoise - to deal with so many applications, I need a secretary so you can come into my study to do dictation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 16, 2007 Author Share Posted December 16, 2007 Tresco - is your application frivolous? A nurse?You can be school matron, provided you starch your hat and pop it on your head at all times when gals are around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 16, 2007 Author Share Posted December 16, 2007 TrescoNo rude replies. or you get 6 of the best in my study, with Lisleoise watching... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now