Kitty Posted December 16, 2007 Author Share Posted December 16, 2007 Jay JayDo you fry Mars bars? If so, you can be school cook.No spotted dick is allowed in the canteen, by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 16, 2007 Author Share Posted December 16, 2007 Now for Pierre...Tennis coach AND ski instructor.......So you want to be on the piste? And lob a few balls as well.I'm sure that the gals will adore you. But NO apres-ski. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 16, 2007 Author Share Posted December 16, 2007 And so to Sweet 17. What a splendid name for a Bursar. Estates Bursar, you shall be. Can you organise the demolition of the bicycle sheds - they are being used for the most ghastly of things, of which I dare not speak. Personally, I blame Professor Bugbear and Commander Leo for lowering the tone of the academy.Lady CHeadmistress of the Haberdashers' and Seamstresses' Academy for GirlsEducation for the Gentry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayJay Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 [quote user="Cathy"] Jay JayDo you fry Mars bars? If so, you can be school cook.No spotted dick is allowed in the canteen, by the way. [/quote]No problem Cathy oops Lady C, I can fry Mars Bars & of course Peanut KitKats too. [:D]It's a shame about the spotted dick though, not even of I get some cream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 16, 2007 Author Share Posted December 16, 2007 How is your tapioca pudding, Mrs Jay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 16, 2007 Author Share Posted December 16, 2007 Lady C, Headmistress of the Haberdashers' and Seamstresses' Academy for Girls, Education for the Gentry, cordially invites someone to apply for the position of French mistress. [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayJay Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 [quote user="Cathy"]How is your tapioca pudding, Mrs Jay?[/quote]Thick, creamy & delicious & not to be called frog spawn. [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 [quote user="JayJay"][quote user="Cathy"] How is your tapioca pudding, Mrs Jay?[/quote]Thick, creamy & delicious & not to be called frog spawn. [;-)][/quote]I couldn't eat that if my life depended on it, but semolina, now thats quite different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 [quote user="Cathy"]No spotted dick is allowed in the canteen, by the way.[/quote]Hasn't he been banned already???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renaud Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Could I apply to be art teacher? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 16, 2007 Author Share Posted December 16, 2007 Mr Renaud (or may I call you Gus)Is your application as an art teacher anything to do with having watched "The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie"? If so, your intentions are clearly not honourable and you would be banned forthwith.There will be no life drawing either, before you start salivating at that idea.Should there be any breach of the rules, I do believe in caning.... (in my study, of course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renaud Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Is abstract expressionism acceptable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 16, 2007 Author Share Posted December 16, 2007 On the basis that abstract expressionism is regarded by many as the golden age of American art, the answer, Mr Renaud (as I clearly can't call you Gus) no. We are a British school for British gals with British jobs for British people (and I coined this phrase irrespective of that socialist at No 10, Mr Gordon Brown).But abstract expressionism as a movement is marked by its use of brushstrokes and texture, the embracing of chance and the frequently massive canvases, all employed to convey powerful emotions through the glorification of the act of painting itself. It did lead to New York replacing Paris as the centre for comtemporary art. So, on balance, Mr Renaud, you are now Head of Art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 [quote user="Scooby"][quote user="Cathy"]No spotted dick is allowed in the canteen, by the way.[/quote]Hasn't he been banned already????[/quote] The banning of Dick Smith and , a few others is a big loss to the forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 16, 2007 Author Share Posted December 16, 2007 I remember Dick. What happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoddy Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Just to keep the record straight - Dick is not banned.Hoddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 He pops in and out occasionally I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Don't we all.......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Can I be the vice headmistress? [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suze01 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Frenchie - do you mean the Deputy Headmistress or the Headmistress of Vice? [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Ooooooooooooopsssssss ...[:D][Www][:$] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 No I think that Vice Headmistress would do nicely, especially as you will be in charge of discipline.Still no applications for French mistress? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I'm waiting to meet the pupils now... Discipline waowwww[6] [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I'll be the music teacher - and all the teachers must sing in the choir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 So am I excluded from the choir Twinkle ?? [:(] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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