Frenchie Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 " I go back so far I'm in front of me" ... Paul Mc cartney... [:D] Maybe he d had one too many join*s that day !! [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krusty Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."..........Groucho Marx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 Groucho Marx, one of my favourites ! Here's another of his just for Wooly (I'll only quote it once though)"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter@pons Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 What the f*** was that? Mayor of Hiroshima, 6th August 1945. Peter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooperlola Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 "I remember when s*x was safe and motor racing was dangerous." Jacques Villeneuve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert the InfoGipsy Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Whether you're rich or whether you're poor, it's always nice to have money.Sophie Tucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chancer Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 "if she is not good enough for the rest of the boys in the village she is not good enough for my son!"My late mother (who had a great sense of humour) when I proudly told her that I had finally found a decent girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gluestick Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 My late Mum, who liked to use new expressions and keep up to the minute, but was sadly, a bit of a Mrs Malaprop.On looking at someone's new five door car:"Oh! I see you have one of those new snatchbacks!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krusty Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 "infamy infamy they've all got it in for me" Kenneth Williams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Sometimes i get this crazy dream that i just take off in my car.But you can travel on ten thousand miles, and still stay where you are. - Harry Chapin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britgirl Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 When it's pouring with rain again, the fosse has bunged up, and there has been yet another power cut, it has to be:'Non, je ne regrette rien' Michel Vaucaire (1904-1980) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickel Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 I don't want to achieve immortality through my work - I want to achieve immortality through not dying.Woody Allen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chancer Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 My late Father whenever he got a new car - "you had better show me where the gears are on this one son!"Understandable today with 6 speed flappy paddle tiptronic DSG boxes appearing even on diesels but this was before the first car appeared with a 5 speed box (Austin Maxi) and I had only just started secondary school!My long term friends have never forgotten and whenever I show them a new (to me) car they trot out the line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cendrillon Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 One or two for the dieters! Always stop when you feel you could eat a little more! Leave some for Mr Manners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tressy Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 [quote user="J.Rs gone native"] "if she is not good enough for the rest of the boys in the village she is not good enough for my son!"My late mother (who had a great sense of humour) when I proudly told her that I had finally found a decent girl.[/quote][:D][:D][:D]"I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute".- Rebecca West. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 [quote user="Cendrillon"]One or two for the dieters! Always stop when you feel you could eat a little more! Leave some for Mr Manners[/quote]I never met a calorie I didn't like - Anon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 If you can keep your head while all those around you are losing theirs, then clearly, you don’t understand the gravity of the situation!”, [author unknown] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Love that one ! [:D] You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind.Author Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 "It's better to be a coward for a minute than dead for the rest of your life" (Patrick Murphy of Mullingar) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 You're dead right ! [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renaud Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Music is spiritual,the music business is not.Van Morrison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre ZFP Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Men are like lino, lay 'em right the first time and you can walk over them for years (don't know who said it) Today is a good day for someone else to die! (Dwarfish battle cry, Discworld, T.Prachett) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 I like the first one Pierre, though the lino does get a few holes in it with time ! "The rainy days that a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation." Author: Unknown "Some people walk in the rain... others just get wet..." Author: Roger Miller Well I'm going out right now to see if I can walk with the dogs ! [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 "A dog in a satin blanket is still a dog" (Agnes Houlihan) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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