Dick Smith Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 I'd like a new car, and to be environment-friendly it would have to be a diesel.In fact an Audi R10...I'd like to drive up to work in it, but the speed humps might be a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Hello allIf money were no object, then I would like for me and my family to go skiing for Christmas. We'd stay in a hotel on the slopes and I'd be pampered with health treatments and massages when I wasn't on the piste. To spend the festive period with my family in the wonderful mountainous air would be heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooperlola Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 [quote user="Dick Smith"]I'd like a new car, and to be environment-friendly it would have to be a diesel.In fact an Audi R10...I'd like to drive up to work in it, but the speed humps might be a problem.[/quote]And it sounds like the proverbial f*** in a thunderstorm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Yeah, so? Sportscars haven't sounded the same since the Jags left. Or Lola T70s with big lumps in the back. Ooooooh.Actually I have just discovered that my 850 T5 has the same power to weight ration as a Dodge Ram... I'm impressed by that. Perhaps I'll keep the car and have some socks.>edit< I have just realised how much that post shows my age... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 [quote user="FurryKnickers"]You have brought a tear to me eyes Mr Head! That is what me poor owl Mammy used to say!You are the softest and fluffiest axe weilding bloke I have ever come across [kiss][/quote]Why thankyou Furryknickers, do you think that gruff old teacher is ready for a hug yet? Or is he playing hard to get?You lot are putting THINGS over and above health and happiness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 I don't think he is! you can hug me if you want?Can I call you Fluffy Boy from now on?[kiss] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 "You lot are putting THINGS over and above health and happiness!"They are indeed, the cheek of that crowd! But Mrs Animal was thinking about all our furry friends that are left homeless, God bless her![kiss] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 [quote user="Dick Smith"]I'd like a new car, and to be environment-friendly it would have to be a diesel.[/quote]...to be proper friendly it would have to be a hot air baloon or a glider or something like that.Dick, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on. Get a hot air baloon for the commute.If money were no object, I'd buy Dick a baloon; and pickpocket Chris PP so that I can bully the multi-nationals too, although I suppose I wouldn't have to be rich to pickpocket Chris PP - just mean. Oh, and I'd have Emmanuelle Béart as a maid and Johnny Depp as a drinking buddy when he's finished maiding for Katie, if she ever allows him some time off.And I'd imprison Roman Abromovic for a bit of a laugh (sorry Miki), thus enabling Hereford United to buy that Ukranian geezer on the cheap.and, and, and...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 I am a philanthropist too. Jonny Depp is homeless[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 [quote user="Just Katie "]I am a philanthropist too. Jonny Depp is homeless[:D][/quote]I'm a kidnapper. Emmanuelle Béart was comfortably homed until very recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 ChrisHeadDick has a hard exterior but he's soft and squiggy in the middle, aren't you Dick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Nope. What you see is what you get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooperlola Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 [quote user="Dick Smith"]Nope. What you see is what you get.[/quote]So you really are simian then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Strong and hairy and full of mischief. Oh and a bit of a fetish for the odd banana.[:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 If the picture is of a chimp, I saw some chimps eating a child chimp on Planet Earth the other day. For the good of the youth of Surrey, I sincerely hope Dick doesn't eat children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Not whole ones, I'm on a diet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 [quote user="FurryKnickers"] I don't think he is! you can hug me if you want?Can I call you Fluffy Boy from now on?[kiss][/quote]I'm honoured that you would bestow the title on me Furryknickers....my life is now complete!The WYSIWYG crowd just don't know the power of the spontaneous hug![:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoddy Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 I would like a man who can really dance to dance with me for an hour a day.Hoddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 [quote user="cooperlola"]And I probably wouldn't be allowed my American Muscle Car would I Chris?[:D] Miki, this horse is going to be the one, isn't he? Let's hope he just stays injury free.[/quote]I really do think so Cooperman, I mean I REALLY DO ! A chunk of the holiday money has long been on the Star for Boxing Day. I have lost count of the number of horses that flattered for a while but.............................. well he just seems the part to me and not only me of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Anton du Beke, Hoddy ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 [quote user="Chris Head"][quote user="FurryKnickers"] [/quote]Why thankyou Furryknickers, do you think that gruff old teacher is ready for a hug yet? Or is he playing hard to get?You lot are putting THINGS over and above health and happiness![/quote]Aye but you cant buy them you either have them or not, We are all talking about what we can buy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissie Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 As ChristineAnimal and Dirty Tom are looking after all the animals, I can be nice and selfish -I would have someone else to do ALL my shopping, everything from food to clothes to Christmas presents. I loathe wasting time on trundling around town and would even send him/her to have my hair cut if that were possible! [I] - but now, of course, I could have the hairdresser come to the house!!Chrissie (81) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 [quote user="Just Katie "]I am a philanthropist too. Jonny Depp is homeless[:D][/quote] Never!..... Dya mean Vanessa 's kicked him off Paradis...?? [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoddy Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 "Anton du Beke, Hoddy ?"I'd prefer Ian Waite.Hoddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 If money was no object :- a bungalow for my MIL next to HER daughter in Bongoland- the builder's bill from my 2 brothers who are renovating their homes- a bungalow for my elderly parents with a MUCH smaller garden to keep them active- pay off my sister's mortgage and get her a new car- a VW 1960 split windscreen van for my daughter- an Aston Martin Diabolo for my son- a BMW TransAlp bike for my OHthen for me :- a 2CV, a DS21, a Morgan just for fun - an Audi Estate for work and business- a flat in the 6ème arrondissement of Paris- a country hotel in France and one in UK - my own little airplane (in the manner of Amy Johnson!) to visit Australia, Japan, China, Vietnam, South Africa, Louisiana, Québec,- a hot air balloon then see to many of my friends desires (queue in an orderly fashion and don't push!) and other good causes in which I believe......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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