Clair Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 In view of the predicted collision with the wayward comet the Mayans have been kind enough to let us know about, I'm planning on making my way to Bugarach tomorrow.Does anyone need a lift there? I can pick up 3 people on the way, but only if you have 1 backpack and no suitcase.Does anyone know if there will be iPad-compatible chargers on the spaceships?Do we need to download a translation app, and if so, which one?I have read that we will be rejuvenated, so I assume I won't need my blood pressure tablets...? Can anyone confirm, please?Does anyone know if David Icke will be keeping his website up to date with the latest info?Sorry it's a lot of questions, but I've been tied up with Patf + 5-E and various forum login problems and I haven't had a chance to look at the hieroglyphs in detail.Thanks for any supplementary info you can offer.If I don't get a chance to see any of you there, I hope we'll get a chance to talk once we're settled in the spaceships! We should deffo have a forum badge of some sort so we can recognise each other [I] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormanH Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 I suggest a banana-shaped badge[6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted December 19, 2012 Author Share Posted December 19, 2012 Good idea, provided WB leaves his wiener cover at home or agrees to wear it at shoulder level. It might get too confusing otherwise.Thanks Norman [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 The last I heard, the police have CLOSED the whole village to er.....nutters![:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted December 19, 2012 Author Share Posted December 19, 2012 [quote user="sweet 17"]The last I heard, the police have CLOSED the whole village to er.....nutters![:P][/quote]No worries there, Sweet, as I have already booked and paid for entry for a car and 5 people. I have got a pass valid for the town and GPS coordinates.I take it you won't need a lift? [8-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Bobo has decided to hold an antiend love in up on buggard mountain. Only ladies holding a long firm banana or, better, plantain, in both hands will be welcome. Recitations of Neruda's poetry will be encouraged followed by a gigantic love in. Don't worry, Norman, plenty for you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted December 19, 2012 Author Share Posted December 19, 2012 WB, do you know anything about iPad chargers in the spaceships? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 I'm coming if we can have::* a sewing machine with plenty of fabrics and threads - after all a girl can't have too many patchwork projects on the go* a piano with several musical scores - my aim is that when we come back to Earth, I'll be able earn money as a concert pianist* a decade's supply of Cadbury Daily Milk chocolate* a bottle or three of Baileys* no men on the space ship, other than WB, Renauld, JJ and a few others - apply here and us girls will decide whether to let you in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Clair, when you get to the pic, you will be échevelés![:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted December 19, 2012 Author Share Posted December 19, 2012 [quote user="sweet 17"]Clair, when you get to the pic, you will be échevelés![:-))][/quote]Not possible, Sweet, as I've been asked to ensure everyone has "la boule à zéro" (shaved/bald head). Apparently the spaceships internals are particularly sensitive to body hair.I have asked Mr Clair to shave my head tomorrow before we drive off (too cold and windy to do tonight!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frederick Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Sounds like only those who can play a sitar are wearing sandals and carry a book of Wooly's love poems are the chosen ones . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerdesal Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I'm doing a special offer on tin foil hats, 2 for one - any takers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre ZFP Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 [quote user="Clair"] Apparently the spaceships internals are particularly sensitive to body hair.[/quote]Does that mean that Brazilians will be especially welcome? [:$] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 [quote user="Pierre ZFP"][quote user="Clair"] Apparently the spaceships internals are particularly sensitive to body hair.[/quote]Does that mean that Brazilians will be especially welcome? [:$][/quote] especially Brazilian cyclists [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frederick Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Looks like only the press have showed up to be saved ! http://www.france24.com/en/20121220-france-bugarach-doomsday-report-apocalypse-prophet-appeases-journalists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quillan Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 We have been full since yesterday with a Norwegian film crew. Easy money, 100 Euros per night, four people in four rooms for three nights and it seems we are amongst the cheapest. Some B&B's are charging 600 per night but sadly they are empty when you check them on booking.com.Anyway they (the Norwegian film crew) were up there today and can report it is a total waste of time. There are around 600 Gendarmes and about 250 news teams from all over the world there plus two Gendarme helicopters flying around. Total number of actual visitors is between 50 to 60 and the village is now closed off till the 22nd. The bar and restaurant owners are complaining to the Gendarmes because people are arriving, seeing the Gendarmes and turning back. The bar has an extra 2000 ltrs of beer in stock and the restaurant has enough food to feed 1,500 people which was the limit the Mayor put on the number of people allowed to enter the village. The space ship is going to depart at 12:15 tomorrow and strangely supermarkets round here have reported massive sales of matches. One can only assume that the space ship needs it's blue touchpaper light to take off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Bu**er, misread it and booked a room in Bergerac, though it was a bit too easy considering [:'(] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre ZFP Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Well, still here, just another damp grey winter day in Luxembourg.Wait a minute, what's that in the sky?A great firey molten ball of flames....AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGhhhhhhhhhhhh............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quillan Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 "Oh my" there not "Great Balls of Fires" by any chance. [;-)]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IjgZGhHrYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbie Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 What's happening? A strange glowing object in the sky! Oh it's the sun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idun Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 The reason I know that the world is not going to end today, and I'm sure of it.............. is because I didn't win the euromillions on Tuesday. I reckon my luck is such that if I had won £62million on Tuesday, the world would end on today Friday the 21st[:-))] Anyway, just in case I'm wrong, as I am sometimes, is anyone going to do anything reckless today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted December 21, 2012 Author Share Posted December 21, 2012 Freezing my ears off here!! [:@]At what time does the end start?[6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyh4 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Just another 52 minutes to wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormanH Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 I celebrated by watching MelancholiaNow I am not so confident.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted December 21, 2012 Author Share Posted December 21, 2012 Where is everyone?Am I all alone?[:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(]Oh! Hi! [:$] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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