Bugsy Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 We all need a little stress-reliever. This only takes a minute. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor.... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, post it on the forum. The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... So:- 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdl e 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Dinky Bubblelips [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keni Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 hello from Dorfus Battydoodle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacqui Too Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 And me Goober Pickle-Butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DZ Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Best regards from Sloppy Dippinhead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mme poivre Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Hello from Cheesey Chucklefanny[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Using my maiden name: Tootsie Chicken-Dippin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 [quote user="Mme poivre"] Hello from Cheesey Chucklefanny[:D][/quote]Madame P - At least it isn't Cheesey LickinFanny !! [:D] [Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 or Greasy Barffybreath...[:'(](not my name [:P]) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedon Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Using my deepest voice. A big mwah mwah from Tootsie Wafflelips[:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mme poivre Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Mr P says hiHe is Goober Gizzardbrains suits him me thinks[Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mme poivre Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Mr P says hiHe is Goober Gizzardbrains suits him me thinks [Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anton Redman Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Spearmint Rhino No PantsRilla GoRe pellephant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judith Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 [quote user="Mme poivre"]Mr P says hiHe is Goober Gizzardbrains suits him me thinks [Www][/quote]I'm a gizzardbrains too, but cheesey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KathyF Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Tootsie Barffydooodle here.[8-|] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limousin Lass Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Hello from Boobie Lickinshorts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 O M G - Farcus Bubblelips - Russethouse and I have no comment at this time [8-|] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre ZFP Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 You think you have a bad name? That's nothing from Tootsie Potty-Squirts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DZ Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Of course my 16-year old son was delighted to find out his first name was Boobie!Yours, Sloopy D-H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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