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GOOD MORNIN' LIVING FRANCE!!!  - Did that wake you up?  Bet you lot have some juicy hangovers this morning [+o(]- Bisodol/Paracetamol anyone? [:P]  Serves you right you naughty lot[6]  Welcome back Miki[:-))] 

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'Morning Girls!

Hope you can focus this morning 'cos that's what happened to us last night !!!!!!!

WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

You've been hit by the

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But eh! to have Mikki back is grand! and worth all off that...............

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Sorry I missed the party.  Back went last night - & I ended up in bed @ 8.00pm, doped to the eyeballs with painkillers.  Only just up now.  Actually, now that I think about it - probably a similar night & morning to most of you!!  [blink]
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I think it would be better to let the poor girl sleep.  Heaven knows what she will remember (if anything) when she wakes!! [:-))]  I'm glad a good night was had by all - just think I'm getting too old, for all that sort of thing!!  [:(] 
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Katie - You've changed your picture & you are suddenly not ranked (all your balls have disapeared [Www] )!!  What's going on!!  I loved your "hazzard" one!!  I won't recognise you know!! 

Edit - just noticed - that was my 300th post!!  [:D]

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I haven't been in bed all day I'll have you know!  I did  an 1 1/2 of circuit training first thing this morning and I gave singinging lessons from 1pm - 4pm - So there![:P]

I'm going out tomorrow night as well, not even scared!

 

 

Miki, I'm sorry but it was cold in the tent and Dick is such good company[:$]

Also, I've got a bit of a crush on a bloke with a very big chain-saw.

I'll make you another film to make up for my infidelity[kiss]

 

KKK is a big tell tale.

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The Youngs news is very sad - they have been brewing in Wandsworth since 1851. The truth is that they lost their sense of direction some time ago, and have been converting pubs into hotels or just plain wrecking them (the Spotted Horse in Putney being an example) in pursuit of some market which most older drinkers don't understand - and young drinkers aren't attracted to real ale pubs. It's a great shame that they can't be satisfied with doing a traditional job well. It's a cultural loss in this part of the world. Really, not being pretentious.

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