Missy Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Mikki!Were did you go during your exile, to get such rosy cheeks... maybe we should all go... once I found my jetpack... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted May 22, 2006 Author Share Posted May 22, 2006 Is Christine here? I hope they don't get squashed during the Boat Dance[:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted May 22, 2006 Author Share Posted May 22, 2006 Yippee!!Will's here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 bone in yer leg...OH calls it a fencing post. Gives him plenty excuses to stay solid by the bar at parties!! His only party trick is singing '3 blind mice' in Shona language! and you don't want to hear that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted May 22, 2006 Author Share Posted May 22, 2006 Well the animals are enjoying themselves at least! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Right then, are there any nibbles left for me? And Dick my glass is empty, call yourself a gentleman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Where's Miki, I wanted to buy him a pint.[B] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted May 22, 2006 Author Share Posted May 22, 2006 What you drinking sweetheart?What kept you? I was just about to call it a night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Well my sister called and there I was puting my glad rags on, I said I'm going to a party please make it quick.Make mine a large red water please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted May 22, 2006 Author Share Posted May 22, 2006 "Oh Miki you're so fine, you're so fine....." Take me home Dotty[+o(] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 "Oh Miki you're so fine, you're so fine.....""Wuss, two weeny half pint bottles down the hatch and look at yer,better be quick, the plane won't wait.........and, it's bags only onthe conveyor belt"[;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Now just take some nice deep breaths....... No Twinks you can't go over there................. Twinks I can't hold you up by myself................Yes I love you too................No they aren't staring at you.............No they don't want a fight................Look here's the cab...................Yes you are a very good singer................Yes ok I'll sing too.................The cab driver wants you to stop singing now................You feel what?..............Can't you wait?................What right now ?................. Oh Twinks, they are my best shoes.............Here's a tissue, please wipe your chin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Do you have any Pernod and Creme de Menthe at this party? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Can knackered mothers of four who let their hair down come to the party? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Not sure what we have left, Twinkle has drunk most of it and is well, drunk. Yes I too am a knackered mother and I have certainly let my hair down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 I suppose that we could go to Lidl to stock up on cheap booze? Does your Lidl open all night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 [quote user="Dotty Trois"]Now just take some nice deep breaths.......No Twinks you can't go over there................. Twinks I can't holdyou up by myself................Yes I love you too................Nothey aren't staring at you.............No they don't want afight................Look here's the cab...................Yes you area very good singer................Yes ok I'll singtoo.................The cab driver wants you to stop singingnow................You feel what?..............Can't youwait?................What right now ?................. Oh Twinks, theyare my best shoes.............Here's a tissue, please wipeyour chin. [/quote]Always carrots, always sliced, where do they come from ?That's it, knackered Father of four is orf, I have been away don't youknow and am werry happy that Belfast Airport now has George Best's namein front !Merry Christmas à tous...........--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Free the Mutt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 [quote user="Cathy"]I suppose that we could go to Lidl to stock up on cheap booze? Does your Lidl open all night?[/quote]Does if you 'ave a sledgehammer 'andy [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 I've just raided the drinks cabinet and poured myself a glass of Taylor's late bottled vintage (year 2000) port - just as well my husband is not at this party. But that's his fault to going to his mother's tonight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Aaahhh - Miki - raiding Lidl with a sledgehammer - you and me could be Bonnie and Clyde all over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 [quote] But that's his fault to going to his mother's tonight...[/quote]Mmm, that was always a good one to use [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 [quote user="Cathy"]Aaahhh - Miki - raiding Lidl with a sledgehammer - you and me could be Bonnie and Clyde all over again.[/quote]Not sure that would rate quite as high though ! Anyway, how would we get past the man with the dog at the door ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Does if you 'ave a sledgehammer 'andy Is that Andy who has a sledgehammer? Who is Andy? Keep him out of it, OK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Miki - why does Twinkle show a photo of Lawrence of Arabia when she is talking about you? I think that I should be told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 'andy is the bloke with the dog at the door and anyway, I was half way up the apples and now I am off .Fanks for the drinks, one always gets p****d though, I knew it would be'er. I have a photo, she looks lovely but has the face of "gimme more, or the bunny gets it" you know the kind [:D][;-)]The Lawrence thing is not for public consumption, it was just a phase................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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