Meg Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 I never thought life would ever lead me to want to Google for prune jokes!Edit: Ah well at least if anyone stops me and asks if i know any good prune jokes i can say a very definite NO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 I can't find a symbol for the p-rune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogwood Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 [IMG]http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p212/muddypaws4x4/PruneJuice.gif[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 That's dispruning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 [quote user="Prasutagus"]Hmm, that explains why she did not answer my questions herself...I take it she is Gaynor Russet, the well-known rose gardener - but why would she display a photograph of somebody else?Is your's a picture of you, Twinkle?[/quote]I used to have an avatar of a favorite piece of Quimper Pottery (which I collect) Twinkle said it scared her, so I changed it to a picture of my daughter. A while later, in fairness I thought I would change it to a pic of my son - no way would it upload so I guess we are stuck........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Isn't Google wonderful, how about PPRUNE I kid you not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooperlola Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 And which flavour of yoghurt came out of the fridge? Yup, you guessed it, prune, I kid you not. Which of course gave rise to a spate (sorry) of prune gags. Mr C definately thought the Pizzarea one improved the dinner.[+o(] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooperlola Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Pressiehttp://cgi.ebay.com/50-OVER-THE-HILL-Toilet-Paper-OTH-Prune-Juice_W0QQitemZ190099050636QQcategoryZ102371QQcmdZViewItem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 [quote user="Russethouse"][I used to have an avatar of a favorite piece of Quimper Pottery (which I collect) Twinkle said it scared her, so I changed it to a picture of my daughter...[/quote]No, no Gay, it scared Just Katie, not Twinkle. It was when you used to have to keep a special eye on JK.My powers are back!Edit; prune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 You remember back that far Tresc? Bet you've got a little black book with all the dirt written down?[8-|]JK sooo needs a special eye keeping on her, that one's trouble if ever I saw it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooperlola Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 [quote user="Chris Head"]You remember back that far Tresc? Bet you've got a little black book with all the dirt written down?[8-|]JK sooo needs a special eye keeping on her, that one's trouble if ever I saw it! [/quote]Mr prune head you are banned from this thread. You did not mention the p word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 [quote user="Chris Head"]You remember back that far Tresc? Bet you've got a little black book with all the dirt written down?[8-|]JK sooo needs a special eye keeping on her, that one's trouble if ever I saw it![/quote]Still ? No I think she is 'trained' now - shaped up nicely actually......[;-)] .[:D][:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meg Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 RH that's twice you've not said prune!!! And you Mr H (although you probably did it on purpose to get into trouble.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 [quote user="Chris Head"]You remember back that far Tresc? Bet you've got a little black book with all the dirt written down?[8-|][/quote]Only on you Chris.[:)]I could be wrong about the JK thing, but if anyone tells me so I will Prune, weeping, from the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 I can't be banned again Coops? I've lost count of my bannings and warnings. Do I hold the record? I'm genuinely peeved that James won't give me a certificate that I could make a wicked frame for! That is just sooo not cricket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 >>RH that's twice you've not said prune!!! And you Mr H (although you probably did it on purpose to get into trouble.)<<What ? Me and Mr Head in trouble together - I'm old enough to be his mother ![;-)]A large but tragic prune related event:Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn, Germany) fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop!Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him" said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated.".) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooperlola Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 [quote user="Chris Head"] I can't be banned again Coops? I've lost count of my bannings and warnings. Do I hold the record? I'm genuinely peeved that James won't give me a certificate that I could make a wicked frame for! That is just sooo not cricket.[/quote]Only from this thread, Chris. And for a second infringement, you are now banned for a whole 60 seconds. Only genuine prune heads are allowed on here.But of course the final decision rests with the prune administrators, Meg & Mog. Self-appointed prune moderators can be over-ruled at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 [quote user="Russethouse"]A large but tragic prune related event...:[/quote]That has made me inexplicably sad. What a horrible way to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meg Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Any person found guilty of prune word use avoidance will be subjected to eating 10 kilos of prunes in ten minuets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Yes Tresco, you have a good memory. RH's avatar was of a china ornament of a big thug thumping a little imp. It reminded me her thumping lil ole me and, of the way she used to tell me off in the mornings when she had seen what I had written the night before, while she was asleep.And yes, I think I have shaped up quite nicely too. I am back in a size 8 jeans with a 10 top.Edit. sorry PRUNE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayJay Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Oooh 10kgs of prunes in ten minuets, how long does that take then Megs?[;-)] That poor guy, what an incredibly awful way to die![:(] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Hooray. JJ is back. I knew talking nocturnal rubbish would bring the bunny out of her burrow. How are you girlie? XX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Prune [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meg Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Jay you daft prune..........I've not tried it myself. I'm guessing under half an hour?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooperlola Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 I was going to say it was a really s**tty way to die but was afraid I would be pruned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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