TWINKLE Posted June 2, 2008 Author Share Posted June 2, 2008 Shove off Gluey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 [quote user="Boiling a frog"] Go back to mending socks, knitting bees and having the vapors[/quote]Oi, froggie! I'll have you know that I have never, ever, knitted a bee. To suggest that I, or indeed any of the sisterhood of forum females, might have indulged in such an oddity is an outrageous slur on on our collective character. Take it back this instant sir, or I shall be forced to hunt out my bottom-kicking stilettos [6]There, now you've made me drop a stitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 What's a knitting bee anyway? I bet that frog couldn't knock a hole in a rice pudding, all talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 [quote user="Christine Animal"]all talk.[/quote]....and no action, which is what most men are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted June 2, 2008 Author Share Posted June 2, 2008 Is Boiling a Frog a man? Sounds like a big sissy to me[6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Yeah, let's find someone else to pick on, he's not worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybananasbrother Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Oh yeah! Must be the end of the month or the rian. You lot got nothing better to do like weed a bed or hoover a car or something. Bet the old man has found something to do down near the local boozer. Les Pauvres Hommes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Oh, that's all we needed, wondered when you'd turn up. We haven't weed in bed for years, but maybe you haven't grown out of that yet. [6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerdesal Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 What a bunch of pathetic silly little girls. Get back into the kitchen a do something useful. Leave computers to them what understans em.That there suffer-a-git woman has a lot to answer for. Oh, and get me a beer and me slippers before you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 [quote user="Christine Animal"]Oh, that's all we needed, wondered when you'd turn up. We haven't weed in bed for years, but maybe you haven't grown out of that yet. [6] [/quote][:D] uncontrollable laughter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre ZFP Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Its alright chaps, its just because all this rain has caused the Sat signals to disappear so the girlys can't watch the latest episodes of EastCorinationNeighbourStreetEnders or whatever the latest soap craze is and they've all gone a bit, well, peculiar.Still, I expect there's some ironing to be getting on with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5-element Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 WBBQuite right. My onion bed needs weeding. Donc je vais m'occuper de mes oignons. Et toi, tu vas aussi t'occuper de tes oignons?[;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britgirl Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Aren't you a lucky chap!! Yet again it's raining here. Tell me, was God/or any other Deity, male or female? You (not to be taken personally) have a lot to answer for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Well id like to smack the person who is causing all this rain... I have 2 weeks off on the sick and I cant even get out and weed my veg beds Guess I'd better sit down and rest like me doctor says !![:(] any one of you slappers like to come around and hoover my place, the dogs hairs are sticking to my feet. and Im not allowed to do anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybananasbrother Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 [quote user="5-element"]WBBQuite right. My onion bed needs weeding. Donc je vais m'occuper de mes oignons. Et toi, tu vas aussi t'occuper de tes oignons?[;-)][/quote]Tentons un petite experience 5-elephant: je m'occupe de tes onions et tu t'occupe de mes .... comme ça, la pluie, connais pas.[6][6][kiss] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gluestick Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 [quote user="TWINKLE"]Shove off Gluey![/quote]Ah. I can see now why you gave up on the Ms Joplin impersornation, Twinks.Question: Why didn't NASA ever send a woman to the moon? \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ 'Cos it didn't need cleaning![:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acegundog Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 [quote user="Gluestick"]Cos it didn't need cleaning![:D][/quote]Cos no man had been there to make it dirty ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 ...and we'd heard it had no atmosphere, and our bums would look huge in a spacesuit [:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 "Atmosphère! Atmosphère! Est-ce que j'ai une gueule d'atmosphère?!"You're all so nuls, I bet you don't even know where that came from. E5 will probably know. [8-|] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybananasbrother Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 A little knowledge in a woman is a dangerous thing[6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=jxNQvurCqFo [:P][:P][:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Yes, that's it, I just found it too and wanted to post it, thanks Cat, c'est trop beau. That's the way to treat these silly men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 [quote user="Christine Animal"]"Atmosphère! Atmosphère! Est-ce que j'ai une gueule d'atmosphère?!"You're all so nuls, I bet you don't even know where that came from. E5 will probably know. [8-|] [/quote]Miss!!!I know! I know!Me! Me Me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 That really brings back memories of the Sunday nights in front of the telly, back in my youth...They would show a "classic" film, with de Funès, Bourvil, Gabin or Montand and the intro would always be that b&w scene of Arletty shouting the "atmosphère..." bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Classic bickering here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46cwOX5Z3rg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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