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I used to rather like Helen Skelton, until I saw her on The Wright Stuff.

Where she told this tale. Heavily pregnant and went into labour, a friend was with her and called the emergency number. Ms Skelton was shocked that the Fire Brigade  (Sapeur Pompiers) arrived and as it was too late to take her elsewhere, delivered her baby. Said it was the first one they had delivered.

She went on to say she had no idea why her friend would call the Fire Brigade, and everyone else, who were equally ignorant about rural french life, laughed as she did.

Being pregnant how could she not have checked on such things, having moved to rural France. There is so much we learn as we go along, but when pregnant, never the less, there are questions to ask, important ones.

 I just don't trust a word she says anymore and avoid watching her.

et voila!

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Harnser said:

<< So everything in the DM is fake news then Norman?

You are starting to sound like the Donald!>>

I had to think about that for a minute there; in my mind he’s ‘stable genius’ - in his words. ‘The Donald’ sounds far too cuddly to me. Definitely no cuddles with that one- ugh!
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I guess it's true about Helen's France.

But I don't think Helen's world is my world, so it's not surprising that her France isn't my France.

"No food delivery shops within a 20 mile radius" and that was one of the things that struck her most. What can you say.
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I would love a good delivery service. I used to order via Asda and Sainsbury's in days long past in life living in UK.

Just doesn't happen here, but hey, were in France and life is very different.

Reminds me of UK life some 30 years ago.
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So, Norman, I followed your links. I'm not sure what they were linking TO..a centre commercial and a Casino supermarket. OK...neither appear to do deliveries. I'm not sure it's a thing outside possibly Paris and other large conurbations. "Drive" is a thing, but ordering your groceries and going to pick them up yourself doesn't really constitute delivery...

"Food delivery" has other possible connotations. Like Deliveroo bringing your tea..a sort of millennials meals on wheels but with a much more extensive menu andwithout the lingering smell of cabbage.

Here in Hades we have deliveries from any or all of the major supermarkets. Indeed, if you play your cards right, they're even free. And it's not just the pizza palace or the Chinese or Indian takeaway that will drive over with your dinner.

So, yes, if you're living in a comparatively rural area in France and haven't planned, prepared or researched your move: like, for example, if you are the spouse or partner of a person who moves at relatively short notice for their job, I can understand why you'd be surprised to find that things you've been used to at home don't necessarily exist elsewhere.

On the other hand, the Daily Mail could interview Stephen Hawking and make him out to have the IQ of an amoeba. Their readership would have problems identifying with anything more intellectually challenging. I suspect even Helen Skelton was somewhat surprised to find out she was that thick.
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The SuperU in Masseube, 10km from where we lived in the Gers started to offer home delivery last year.

The Gers was also the first dept. in France to have highspeed internet cables laid.

So there!

Missing it already [:(]

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I think that what is most rareis the specific combination of being able to order online and delivery.

For some reason France seems to have gone overboard for "Drive" which I have never really seen the point of.

On the other hand in medium-sized towns (I am talking of Béziers  of course) Casino will deliver what you have bought in the shop, free over €50, and the out-of-own Géant Casino does offer delivery of online orders.

So of course do Picard which was one of the shops in that commercial centre in my link.

In the village Carrefour will deliver what you have bought in the shop, but there is no doubt that this sort of thing is much less developed.

As with many things in France it is more of a personal service and depends on the shopkeeper.

One local couscous restaurant advertised that they were going to start takeaways.

I ordered and when he turned up with it it was still in the collection of pots and pans in  which it had been cooked. He asked me if I could let him have them [:D] back the next day

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Canet-Plage is not exactly the back of beyond.  Maybe a little quiet in the winter (I have been there then) as all seaside places are, but certainly neither far from civilisation or food!  I don't mind Helen Skelton, but her voice does irritate me.  Most likely journalist licence ...

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