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The Thongs That We Singe


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Funny, rumour had it you wore one regularly.

You just wait til you have to do the Can can at the annual Archant Balls Up. We shall be there throwing sea urchins unless you are nicer to us. Which means bribes and rewards and not brickbats, though some may enjoy those. Nothing like a little sea urchin to make your eyes water.

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Partial though I might be to sea urchins, I'd rather you flung something a little tastier (and less spiny).  Perhaps some nice little fishies, lightly daubed in tartare sauce?

Otherwise I shall be forced to don my hang-gliding knickers beneath my bejewelled Archant thong. It'd take Clair an age to run up a whole set of those.

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[quote user="chrisb"]Can you knit thongs - like they used to do with thwimming cothtumes? And would you have the same problems?



Without a thong, the day would never end. Without a thong the road would never bend...
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Needleth and pinth.

 

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