AnOther Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.4. A dog's parents never visit.5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.And last, but not least: 14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nectarine Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Very funny!! But ErnieY, tell us, is there a Mrs. ErnieY? If so, she really does deserve a sainthood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormanH Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 I dont have a wife but I do have several women in my life1) to clean my flat2) to cook 3) to accommodate my urges (never the same as the above, and often changing)4) to accompany me to social functions5) to advise on my clothes/appearance/haircut etc6) to talk toI pay all but number 6, who gladly does it for free, because she thinks somebody is taking notice of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 I just have the dogs, one of whom seems to have found some old fish to roll in and is now stinking the place out. But by and large I do prefer them to women I must say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted December 2, 2008 Author Share Posted December 2, 2008 [quote user="nectarine"]Very funny!! But ErnieY, tell us, is there a Mrs. ErnieY? If so, she really does deserve a sainthood![/quote]Absolutely, on both counts, and she is a forum member too [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 she is either Jura or RH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted December 2, 2008 Author Share Posted December 2, 2008 Wrong on both counts I'm afraid Wooly but interested to know how or why you make the association [:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Not on a public forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted December 2, 2008 Author Share Posted December 2, 2008 Such restraint is uncharacteristic Wooly, are you well [blink] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluecat Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 [quote user="ErnieY"][quote user="nectarine"]Very funny!! But ErnieY, tell us, is there a Mrs. ErnieY? If so, she really does deserve a sainthood![/quote]Absolutely, on both counts, and she is a forum member too [:D][/quote] Yes, I do exist and it's nice of him to publicly recognise my saintliness!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 [quote user="woolybanana"]she is either Jura or RH!![/quote]Heavens ! Actually I think there may be an ocean between us - phew !You missed the pic of Mr RH then Wooly ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Yeah RH, fraid so. The only one I seem to have seen is your daughter in the avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 [quote user="Bluecat"][quote user="ErnieY"][quote user="nectarine"]Very funny!! But ErnieY, tell us, is there a Mrs. ErnieY? If so, she really does deserve a sainthood![/quote]Absolutely, on both counts, and she is a forum member too [:D][/quote] Yes, I do exist and it's nice of him to publicly recognise my saintliness!![/quote]Not a big poster then bluey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 3 guesses who sent me this in the first place [:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Back on the ocean wave then, Ernie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Wooly, Erns is just plain smug. But then, I guess he has a lot to be smug about!Hi, Erns, hope you're not too cold in that there North Sea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 Someones got to keep the lights burning to keep you and uncle Banana warm and safe you know Wooly [:P]Sweets, smug - moi, can't think what you mean, snug, yes definitely, but then I'm not actually 'in' that there North sea you understand [blink]I'm told it is cold outside but I wouldn't really know as I try my best not to go there if I can possibly avoid it [+o(] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Don't tell me, you're still on holiday and lurking in France, n'est pas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odile Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I know many women who chose to have dogs and no husband! Any idea why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Yes, for a start, dogs do not argue and they do not sulk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Dogs don't watch football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Mine do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted December 4, 2008 Author Share Posted December 4, 2008 [quote user="odile"]I know many women who chose to have dogs and no husband! Any idea why?[/quote]Could it be the men who have the choice [:P][:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted December 4, 2008 Author Share Posted December 4, 2008 [quote user="sweet 17"]Don't tell me, you're still on holiday and lurking in France, n'est pas?[/quote]On holiday - it has been likened to that. Lurking in France - I wish.No neither, just not actually 'IN' the sea if you get my drift [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Well, Erns, if you're not IN the sea, you must still be pretty damn near ON it, musn't you?LOL, wish I could consult you about "stuff" but I guess it's no good talking to you just now as you're more likely than not quite detached from real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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