majlen Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Does any one know the quickest way to a woman's heart beacue I am getting conflicting views on this?I have always believed it to be by means of an incision in the thoracic cavity, then bypassing the myocardium, once inside the rib cage it’s a simple matter of removing the pericardium and hey presto! There it is.My mate in the pub says it's with flowers. Len [:)](Mind you he does work in a petrol station so what would he know about matters of the pump)!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 [quote user="majlen"](Mind you he does work in a petrol station so what would he know about matters of the pump)!!!![/quote]Not much probably, but he has a vested interest in selling last-minute flowers [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tj Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 you in trouble then ? :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5-element Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 You can't go far wrong with chocolate - handmade, the darker the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooperlola Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 A Porsche?Seriously, you need to know the woman, before you can plan the route! Chocs and flowers don't do anything for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gluestick Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 [quote user="cooperlola"]A Porsche?[/quote]Have you been secretly chatting to Mrs Gluey. JE? [:D]It is now apparently a Boxster S drophead in either lemon or navy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooperlola Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Now, all you have to tell her is that German cars should be silver...[Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gluestick Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Like 300SLRs..................Cor! [blink] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gluestick Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 By the by, JE, call it synchronicity, on Saturday, Mrs G and I were out shopping and started chatting with this charming couple who don't live far away from us in UK.Turned out that not only is he a car and racing nut too, he's a long term member of AMOC and the webmaster!Synchronicity?Sorry Mods, now back on topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooperlola Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 [quote user="Gluestick"]....now back on topic. [/quote]D*mn.[6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gluestick Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Alright then, JE.He and I agreed that probably the best thing since sliced bread was the DB4GT Zagatto.Sadly, I don't have a spare £500,000+++ this week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooperlola Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Saleen S7 for me but I don't have $500,000. Blast.... need to save a bit I think. Nearest I've got is a Saleen hat signed by the man himself. Off to Ricard in a couple of weeks so at least I can get up close and personal with one![:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 The way to a womans heart is to know with out asking what is the one thing that would make her happy, and doing it !!!![:)] It works for me everytime, and my man has it down to a fine art...............Cos I tell him !!!!!![:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gluestick Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 So, Pads: it's really sort of like cats then? [blink]They tell you precisely what they like and dislike..................................... which tends to be indicated by:(i) Loud purring noises and head rubbing of scent gland all over you; or, ii) They tell you their distaste by clawing your hands to bits and biting!And one quickly grasps two realities:a) Who's the boss: &,b) What the Boss Likes![:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Boy you catch on quick glue stick......... I've know men who never grasp that in a life time Conversation in our house this evening , (its our 25th anniversary tomorrow)Him: Would you like to go for a nice meal tomorrow pet ?ME:Mmmmm that sounds nice where do you want to go ?Him: you choose although theres a nice place I'd like to try .......Me: Mmmmm but I fancy something spicyHim : OK then pet we 'll go to your favorite Indonise place ,He thinks its his Idea but we are going where I want , simple everyone is happy [:)] PS I only play bite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 If I can go to our favourite place in the Porsche then it s fine with me ! ( on the process of buying a 911 GT3.. ... [:P] )But I only fell for his blue eyes I promise !! ( I didn't know he then owned a Boxster !) [:P] TRUE !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooperlola Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Don't do what our friends did, Frenchie. She took his GT3 on a track day and bent it![:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 [8-)][:-))][:-))]I know he would say " It s only a car after all.............. " But who would believe it ????????? [8-)][:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooperlola Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 As he's managed to do the same a couple of times (once doing ten grands' worth of damage!) there was not a lot he could say about it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gluestick Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Years ago, JE, I was sort of adopted by a wonderful Spanish Padrone who was a shipowner: he became my mentor and Ghuru for a few years.I was also adopted by the family and became great friends with his youngest son, who was then trying to kill himself in Libre races.Dad took delivery of a brand new Silver Shadow for his then partner in Gran Canaria from Jack Barclay.Before it was shipped out (not sure where it was headed), number one son totalled the car against a brick wall!Daddy was far from a happy bunny!Son was not very brave in fact: as I discovered when I drove him and I back from Petworth in Sussex to Essex in another chum's (his wife's actually!) Citroen Dyane one quiet Sunday morning.He didn't realise that the art of driving a Deux Cheveaux was when approaching roundabouts and etc one simply continued at maximum speed and merely changed down!Wimp![:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooperlola Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 He didn't do this on the A24 near Dorking did he? The o/h once witnessed a young lad drive a Roller into a bridge parapet on said road. His first words on getting out of the car : "B*gger. Daddy will be pleased!"Not quite as bad as a friend of my father's who ran a big car dealership in Leeds. He was charged with seeing "Bluebird" (CN7) off a 'plane and getting it onto his transporter. He and his mechanics managed to push it into a wall! Happily, he didn't do a lot of damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gluestick Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 In point of fact, they DID live in Dorking!How much synchronicity is that!When I first started work, it was with a Belgian shipping line in London.They were tasked with taking Donald Healey's prototype of the BN1 to Belgium so that it could be tested on the Jabbeck Motorway.(Which of course is wher Jags tested the early XK120s in 1947/8).At Tilbury as the car was being lifted on a slung pallet, one end of the slings slipped when the whole thing was high in the air: and the Healey dived nose first onto the dock!M. Healey was not impressed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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