Jc

I did read it;you said you get crumpets from them all the time and then said they stock up in the UK once a month!!!

Buy their crumpets once a month-they must be well stale!!!!

They already operated flights to Paris before the runway extension.

The fluid to be used for fixing,curing or removing anything used to be called "snake oil".

I thought what is a "Band B"-is it a sort of star rating-then I realized.

Trucks and vehicles towing trailers are banned from using the third lane.

The Gendarmes will have a speed camera on a bridge over the autoroute before the tolls and radio to a car after the tolls to stop you.

Insist on them calling the Police before you let them look at anything!!We had a problem with short change at a supermarket till;they said you will have to come back at closing-time so we can check the till-we said-no thank you -we will stand here at the till till it is sorted;got our money in less than 5 minutes.

Manual and automatic changeover valves are available for both propane and butane so that more than one cylinder can be connected and change from the empty to the full.

"Earl Leofric" sometimes appeared from the Irish sea;cafetaria served half-chicken that looked as if it had been cut in half with an axe,covered that in chips,then peas and smothered it all in omion gravy.After that a sailor would sidle up to you and ask you if you wanted a little "wager".

It is often cheaper to ask a French-speaking solicitor(or UK Notaire-yes,there are some) to read the contract but not translate it-they can then tell you if there is anything contentious.

If it's keeping your slug/snail population down,then put up with it!

I just hope that it is their family who suffers and not yours or someone else's.Just think that if they hit a child(God forbid)they could be paying compensation for the rest of their lives-even while in prison.

The small print of most policies(which very few people read) usually states roadworthy AND legal!!!

On the spares side,a lot of the later LDV used a large number of Ford parts.