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  1. What about the cricket commentator during a West Indies v England test match, who said: "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey", as Michael Holding ran in to bowl to Bob Willey. Uproar in the commentary box followed. Or is that another urban myth?
  2. [quote user="Pierre ZFP"]Oi! You nicked that off my post about Charleroi Airport this morning! - what cheek[:@][/quote] No, no, I swear, I got it from another forum I frequent.[:$]
  3. Terminal 3............... A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an off duty Flight Attendant. But which airline does she work for?" Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself: "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta." A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list. Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk." This time the woman turned on him, "What the f*** do you want?" The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said "Ahhh, Ryanair".
  4. Thee used to be a feature of the Meteo France website that allowed you to look at microclimates. Our property is in southern Haute Vienne at around 450m, and IS cold in winter. it seems to get plenty of rain too[:(] but gets VERY hot in summer.
  5.  Bissirieix Alain Malbati 16150 CHASSENON Plan | Itinéraire | Vue aérienne | Envoi  | A proximité Up there with the best, serves 16 and south western 87. NOT the cheapest, and don't expect him to be able to start "tomorrow". 05 45 89 30 24
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