mint Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Right, Twinks, elbow first and then knee, but to which parts of Wooly's body?Poor Wooly, I don't reckon I'm the person to do him such a diservice! Let's find Wooly a mate and then he'll be a happy bunny!Christine, have you got a little mate for Wooly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted October 3, 2007 Author Share Posted October 3, 2007 [quote user="sweet 17"] Poor Wooly, I don't reckon I'm the person to do him such a diservice! Let's find Wooly a mate and then he'll be a happy bunny!Christine, have you got a little mate for Wooly? [/quote]This my wooley always lookng for a mate , he had a very interesting moment with a Tom cat while we were last in france but has fully recovered now [:-))] Can I set you up with a date woolybanana? [IMG]http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j44/pads_01/IMG_1870.jpg[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 WoolyDon't let the leg-pulling get you down. Paradoxically, all it means is that people are really fond of you and having a laugh at your expense at the same time, OK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted October 3, 2007 Author Share Posted October 3, 2007 Dont think you can pull the wool over his eyes some how sweet17[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 PadsI understand about the wool but, where does the banana bit come in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted October 3, 2007 Author Share Posted October 3, 2007 Um mmmmm not to sure how to answer that [8-)] Um mmmmm if you turn wooley upside down you will find a hole ( abit like a piggy bank..money box) you could try the banana in there ??[;-)]Is that what you meant ??[;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 PadsNo........................you are a VERY naughty animal and should be banned from all human contact! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted October 3, 2007 Author Share Posted October 3, 2007 But im Purrrrrrrrr... fect miow........[:)]what did you mean then ?[8-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Oh, all right then, you're a cat so I guess you run rings around humans anyway. But, mind you BEHAVE or you will be put in close proximity with a dog such as Wooly owns and THEN you will learn to be good and keep out of the way and that's final, OK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted October 3, 2007 Author Share Posted October 3, 2007 MiowOOO K sorry if I upset you [:$] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Course you don't upset me, you silly cat. It's just that you always want to put humans in their place and I was only trying to show you that we humans and you cats have got to learn to live in peaceful co-existence, see?Now you be a lovely purring cat and I will let you out in a minute and, when you come back in, you can sit by the fire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bugsy Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 [IMG]http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p211/Bugbear2/MM.jpg[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 The origins of Woolybanana are known. I just want a lady up to my standards- who is not a thief, is free , is lovely, and please, please, can cook a crumble, and can heal a broken soul. Oh, and is not related to Dick Smith and who is not too Brit. And who understands the world before Harold Wilson or the 'Winds of Change'.So, difficult to find then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 [quote user="woolybanana"] The origins of Woolybanana are known. I just want a lady up to my standards- who is not a thief, is free , is lovely, and please, please, can cook a crumble, and can heal a broken soul. Oh, and is not related to Dick Smith and who is not too Brit. And who understands the world before Harold Wilson or the 'Winds of Change'.So, difficult to find then.[/quote]Here! I've found her Wooly!1. She's not a thief (I think she was a barrister before she became a TV celeb)2. I would imagine she's free3. I think she's lovely4. You KNOW she can cook crumble5. I think she looks EuropeanAny relation Dick?And just look at that balancing trick she does[;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 She closely resembles my Uncle Bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Can your Uncle Bill do the balancing trick too?[:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raindog Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 My God, when I saw woolybanana's post about not getting sex I almost sent a pm thinking it was a female.[:$]Thank God I hesitated with being new to the board! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Good grief, does that mean you're a male, Mr Dog? I had you down as one of the girlies [:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raindog Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh.........[8-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 TwinkleI truly think the potential mate you have found for Wooly would be sure to act like balm to Wooly's soul, to fill his belly full of crumble and all sorts of lovely things to eat, to gladden his eye by day and warm his bed by night.So, well done! Twinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 [quote user="sweet 17"]and warm his bed by night. [/quote]He may like to think about getting a bigger bed though......[:$] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 [quote user="woolybanana"].... I just want a lady up to my standards- who is not a thief, is free , is lovely, and please, please, can cook a crumble, and can heal a broken soul. Oh, and is not related to Dick Smith and who is not too Brit. And who understands the world before Harold Wilson or the 'Winds of Change'.So, difficult to find then.[/quote] Are they so difficult to find ?.... [:D]I too am missing things in life like a man who is home. I so long for the warm hug when I come home from work and all that inconsequential silly talk. If that man could wine and dine me on special occasions, travel the world and travel the mind, doesn't see life through the bottom of a pint glass or a bottle of scotch, so much better. Age indifferent but I'd prefer someone mature like a good bottle of wine and a good cheese ... I certainly am not a Brit, I am an excellent cook and will indulge your passion for crumble (proper custard with it?) Not a thief, unfortunately not quite free but could be arranged. Standards can always be learnt/adapted to the situation. I can put on a nurse's outfit to mend the soul, whilst we're at it we could mend each others souls. I may not fully understand the world before Harold but I am still living in the shadow of De Gaulle so willing to bend the frame of mind...Wooly if you want we could meet somewhere ... [kiss][:D]PS : I promise I am not related to Dick ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5-element Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Blimey Mr. Wooly, I believe you are being stalked. That will teach you.[:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raindog Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 I need a nurse too sometimes....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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