Bugsy Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a traffic warden. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? You shoot the traffic warden. Twice. [:D][:D][:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Why do women wear perfume and make up? Because they are ugly and smelly?[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 [quote user="Bugbear"] Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a traffic warden. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?[/quote]Find a rat to make it a foursome, and invite them all for Christmas dinner?Afterwards the rattlesnake would eat the rat, the tiger would eat the rattlesnake, the traffic warden would eat the tiger, and... you'd still have those two bullets [Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Whats red and stupid A blood clot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chateau Miaou Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Two elephants fell off a cliff . . . boom boom [:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Conversation between two gay cowboys yup , yip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 LEO,I dont get that one [blink] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre ZFP Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 The first cowboy did [:$] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Do you know what s wrapped in silver foil, and climbs up clock towers at night ???? The lunch pack of Notre Dame .................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 What do elephants use for a tampax? ASheep[:$] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Ugh pads i was just eating me tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Make sure you dont drop bits in your keyboard [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Just tried lobster for the first time but i didn't like it so i'm off to have a crisp sandwich. More my style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Come over geordie, Im cooking pasta a la carbonara... [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Oooh sounds nice but i bet you're miles away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 GG I think frenchie is just after the rest of your lobster[Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Well, this is where I am........... [IMG]http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r20/regine79/deux_sevres.jpg[/IMG] And it s almost ready !!!! [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 [quote user="Pads"]GG I think frenchie is just after the rest of your lobster[Www][/quote]Errrrrrrrrr .......... If I can be of any help...................... [Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Edited ( double post .. and I ve had no pineau des Charentes... !!!) [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 She's welcome to it , my crisp buttie was better. Then i had apple crumble and custard yummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Well, not too bad for English people ... [IMG]http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r20/regine79/0009.gif[/IMG] [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?". Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?". Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre". Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 2 parrots are sitting on a perch.One says to the other "can you smell fish"?[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols." And So The Christmas Season Begins . . . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Confucius Say:Man who fart in church must sit in own pew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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