Harley Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 Have been away a while - Flu bug! Yuk! Still coughing!How are you all? Looks like we need a dose of Pink and Fluffy on here. Goodness me what a to do!I can just see Miki in those fluffy boots now - not sure about the bunny outfit though! How about a bit of poetry...........................? Your own of course!Something light and humerous, cheeky perhaps ( but not rude). Lets see what you can come up with. Smile everyone[:D]Here is my contribution.......................... Hen Night. I once went to a hen night, Where the girls had booked a stripper, But, when he arrived, to our surprise, He was wearing tartan slippers. We would have been suspicious, If we hadn’t been too drunk, And we couldn’t see him properly, He was dressed up like a monk, Just then the music started, Boy, he really knew this game, But I wondered why all through the dance, He used a Zimmer frame. Then his robes were flung off, To reveal a mass of wrinkly skin, It’s amazing how quick you sober up, When reality sets in. All he wore was a fig leaf, When he finally dropped his cape, Which was carefully positioned, And held on by sticky tape. By now we should have been prepared, For when he dropped the wilting fern, ‘Cos they’d only got the number wrong, And booked at Age Concern! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opas Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 there once was a poster named Le Bouffonwho went on a working trip the the United Kingdomhe drove a big truck and couldnt give a rubberduckto all on the living france forum...boom boom sorry best I could think of!oh heres another.A deaf, mute man goes into a chemist and wants a toothbrush , so makes an action of cleaning his teeth. he pays for the toothbrush and leaves the shop.A blind man goes into the chemist for a pair of sunglasses, how does he get his needs across? . He says ` a pair of sunglasses please` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gluestick Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 There once was a forum, on France,Round the Mods, all the members would dance,Then one fatal day,Mods sent right away,A member who happened, by chance, To be popular, some of the time,Whilst his posts could be labelled as slime,By some, whilst others would cry,Foul move! You telleth a lie!He wasn't so bad,Just a bit of a lad,I'm feeling right sad,Now that he has been banned,From this forum; a crime! Now after a bit,As reality hit,And the outcome of passion and ire,Was digested by most,In a frenzy of post,To the forum, by many and some,Like a breath of fresh air,Was tranquillity there,As tempers calmed down,And as smile replaced frown,'Twas seen as a temporary fit. We value our right,To take up the good fight,On behalf of our chums and their views,But surely we must,Always try and be just,And retain a perspective or two,Or we injure our self,Perhaps risk our own health,And the future of forum delight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opas Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 Oh what a beautifull morning oh what a beautifull dayI `ve just had a telephone calltelling me `my hubby is coming my way` change music hereHello mother , hello father,Here I am at the French /Spanish borderSun is shining Satelites workingAnd i`m off in a mo to watch Ronnie on the tele! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harley Posted April 25, 2006 Author Share Posted April 25, 2006 Obviously not that many poets out there.................................[:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 Oh there are, there are...we're just more poetic after 10 pm. Wait 'til to-night[;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 The boy stood on the burning deckBy the size of his shoes, he thought what the heckMrs. Opas sits firmly on her throneWhile she's with us, she's not aloneThe Ali Cats are covered in spotsWhile Mrs. Tresco composts into potsTrue what you said Harley dearNot many good poets around 'ere [:'(]Hope when FK has finished his brackHe'll come out as usual and knock us aback... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harley Posted April 25, 2006 Author Share Posted April 25, 2006 [quote user="TWINKLE"]Oh there are, there are...we're just more poetic after 10 pm. Wait 'til to-night[;-)][/quote]Can't wait - I wonder what else you all do better after 10pm........................................................................[;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 Mrs Animal is so very beautiful,So Beautiful to our eyes, and so very beautiful in her heartI have never gazed upon her with my own eyes, but yet I see her everyday I see her everyday in her magical words I see her lovelyness and her kindness through these wordsWords of gentleness and love for all this worlds creaturesHer words are so sincere and so thoughtfull and always fill me with happinessWhen she speaks, I am looking at the most beautiful flowers When she speaks, I am hearing the songs of the birds The birds of the tree that only she can see The beautiful tree that she has planted for the birds I hear You are the song of the bluebird you are the scent of the blue roseYou are the very beautiful, Mrs Animal. [kiss] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 Well FK, I'm so taken aback, my glasses are all steamed up! Merci dear Friend... [kiss] [kiss] [kiss] [kiss] [kiss] [kiss] [kiss] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harley Posted April 25, 2006 Author Share Posted April 25, 2006 There now, I knew you could do it - Any more out there? I'm off to bye byes shortly - I wish pink and fluffy dreams to you all - Bon nuit! Wake up smiling[blink] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 [quote user="Christine Animal"]Hope when FK has finished his brackHe'll come out as usual and knock us aback... [/quote]NO KIDDING!!![:'(]Tresco is pining Tho' some call it whiningOld Nixter just dumped herFor Christine - the FlirterHer fake blue lenses Have pickled his sensesSo next time he's SquealingOr Mewling or BleatingIt's Pippin who get's itAnd this time I mean it! [IMG]http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i76/twinm/pippinandtog.jpg[/IMG] Only kidding Mr Nix![:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 The boy stood on the burning deckHis feet were covered in whiskasHe thought it didn't look very niceSo he cut them off with a pair of fiskas. Don't do it Mrs. Tresco [kiss] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 My head is hurtingIroning 'a waitingHusband is moaningMod's 'a frowningSince I came roamingUpon this forumNothing 'a rhymingSince I've been living17 years in this country...I know it doesn't rhyme but I love you all so much![kiss] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Mrs Tresco was a gorgeous young fairyuntill one day she became a Goblin, all quare and hairyShe lived in a forest with an Elf and his dogSpending her time torturing Pippin and TogShe kidnaps me Pug, me gerbil and rabbitshe really needs counceling to kick the habitShe cooks them in gin with a drop of brandybut keeps the ears as they come in handyHer cat is deaf and he never hearsso she can't get enough of those rabbits earsCats with rabbits ears are just not rightLike transit vans with false boobies, their a quare owl sightThen one day while having a tinkleshe met a busty blue cat by the name of TwinkleThey dance and sing and have frolics galoreand her Elf is kicked out, the poor little whoreShe eat his dog with great delightthen her and Twinkle go clubbing all nightHe has turned to the drink and crack cocaineand now lives in a bedsit in Mudskippers LaneNow Tresco and Twinkle are happy and gaymaking fake cats from rubber and hayAny left over rubber, says chubby young TwinkleI want you to make me a lovely big winkle.[kiss] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 [:-))][:-))][:-))]Hey, Mr Nix!You know I was pretending to sulk dontchya? No hard feelings . Just for you : a fake rabbit [IMG]http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i76/twinm/woollytinybunny.jpg[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 So you won't harm Pippin and Tog then? You know I love them very much!I do like the fake rabbit, thanks (promise you won't take him back) I am off to the annual Shiny Plough contest on The Isle Of Wight at the weekend, I can't wait![kiss] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Spring sets out his coat,Blossom falls from cherry trees,We mourn a passing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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