Chris Head Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 I seem to be on a bit of a posting roll lately. This one might get wiped but the words are all in the dictionary (we're all grown up here James!)Sarah sees me coming downstairs this morning in my chainsaw gear and asks me what I've got planned for the day (knowing that I'm a little late on a dining table and a carved sign for a chamdres d'hote and knowing that I hadn't got the slightest intention of doing either!) with that look that sort of shrivels a man. I bravely announced 'I'm going to carve' and scarper (most of you know what I do by now), I just feel the need to carve at the moment. So three hours later just before lunch (two hours carving and one hour sanding)I plonk a three foot penis, beautifully formed , and with realistc veins and testicles on the kitchen table, it did the trick, the icy looks disappeared and we both laughed alot! Then it got cut up and now rests on the firewood heap. All in all, a good day!Salut, Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DZ Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 A day well spent then, Chris. You lucky chap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catalpa Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Therapeutic penis carving... it could... er... catch on?? [:-))]Lovely lovely story [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Can you show me how to do the veins?[:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixietoadstool Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 I wouldn't burn it on the fire, Chris - there may be some very interested gay men out there who would appreciate it as a nice garden ornament, as they wind their way round their various garden rooms. It could nestle snugly in a nice cave or something similar!![;-)]No - really I AM SERIOUS - you will probably get paid more for this than anything else before ... but is it art?? (YES! YES!).Valerie[Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 [quote user="TWINKLE"]Can you show me how to do the veins?[:-))][/quote] Twinkle you flirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 [quote user="TWINKLE"]Can you show me how to do the veins?[:-))][/quote] Twinkle you flirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 [quote user="TWINKLE"] Can you show me how to do the veins?[:-))][/quote] Twinkle you flirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Er had some tech issues, didn't mean to post this 3 times, honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 You been at the pop again Dotty girl?I'm not flirting - I'm interested in large oak sculptures, don't tell me you're not[;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 [Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suze01 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 [quote user="Chris Head"]...and a carved sign for a chamdres d'hote...[/quote]I hope you got the spelling correct on the sign [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 [quote user="TWINKLE"]You been at the pop again Dotty girl?I'm not flirting - I'm interested in large oak sculptures, don't tell me you're not[;-)][/quote] Not yet, tis a bit early still.Of course you're interested, we can all see that. I might have an interest in things made of wood, but that would be telling. [Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted May 24, 2006 Author Share Posted May 24, 2006 I'm surprised the post stayed up!Good thinking Valerie, I took one along to the Royal Norfolk show once and was asked to cover it up, it still sold! Is it art? Sure....anything goes in my book. I behaved today and have started carving the sign, I triple checked the spelling.....'Chambres d'hotes' with a hat thing above the 'o'.I'd love to meet that chainsaw chick, you wouldn't really be able to refuse would you? The veins were the trickiest part!Cheers, Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opas Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Someones got to ask , so I suppose it may as well be me[:$]Whose did you use as a "model" ?[:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opas Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Someones got to ask , so I suppose it may as well be me[:$]Whose did you use as a "model" ?[:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixietoadstool Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 [quote user="Chris Head"]I'm surprised the post stayed up![/quote] Ha ha - of course the post stayed up!! [6] It wood wouldn't it? "(Reminds me of a silly childhood rhyme - wouldn't it, wouldn't it, wouldn't it be funny if a lady had wooden ***s) [:$]Valerie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixietoadstool Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 [quote user="Chris Head"] I'm surprised the post stayed up![/quote] Ha ha - of course the post stayed up!! [6] It wood wouldn't it? "(Reminds me of a silly childhood rhyme - wouldn't it, wouldn't it, wouldn't it be funny if a lady had wooden ***s) [:$] Maybe that could be your next project Chris?! [;-)]Valerie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted May 24, 2006 Author Share Posted May 24, 2006 I can see through your feigned disinterest Opas! Why, do you need a model? Don't set me off Pixie, my imagination is wild enough. Next project is a school, a 5m Totem, an eagle with wings spread coming in to land on a chateau/castle which is emerging from rocks, steps leading up to the door, a snake emerging from rocks, rocks turning to tree roots with fox and owl and perhaps woodspirit, I'm putting small seats at the bottom so the kids can use it as well. It's going to be a fairytale depiction of life in the Creuse. Anyone want to turn up with their chainsaws,axes,bowsaws etc I could do with help....I'm scared of this one! Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opas Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Why the cutting remarks? [8-)]It was a genuine question. Did you use your own and if so how did you manage to use a chainsaw and observe at the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Mirror , mirror ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted May 25, 2006 Author Share Posted May 25, 2006 Oh that's got to be Twinkle Russethouse. Actually Opas, the bull in field next to my carving site started it all, he'd obviously been eating Viagra contaminated grass.Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Why don't you post photos of your school project as you go? A sort of photo story from begining to end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 [quote user="Pixietoadstool"][quote user="Chris Head"] I'm surprised the post stayed up![/quote] Ha ha - of course the post stayed up!! [6] It wood wouldn't it? "(Reminds me of a silly childhood rhyme - wouldn't it, wouldn't it, wouldn't it be funny if a lady had wooden ***s) [:$]Valerie[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty Korrigan Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Hello Chris, You may be an adept creater of phallic symbols but you are not alone here on this forum... We have a 'Dick Smith' also...Every day he works in his forge high up on the North Downs forging potent images of male members in order to appease the clients of private shops up and down the country... This must be the case as Bonobos are known to be enthusiastic about such things... I read this on Anglo-mis-info somewhere.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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