TWINKLE Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 She is officially here 'for good' from today on and so I thought we could welcome her with a glass of bubbly or a kind word[:D] Or a half naked nymph[:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Katie, how are you? Yes, yes, WELCOME, of course! Does "for good" mean you are here forever, full-time, full frontal (like Twinks)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tressy Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 [quote user="TWINKLE"]...Or a half naked nymph[:)][/quote][:D]Kittie in Paris...I can't quite believe it.[blink][:-))] I really hope she comes on-line and tells everyone all about it. Can you encourage her, Twinkle? Tell her I'll pay her loads of attention.[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted June 18, 2008 Author Share Posted June 18, 2008 I'm not sure she's hooked up on-line in Paris yet - I know she has a laptop but don't you need wifi or something beyond my understanding to make the thing work?I will let her know that all the nosey parkers on the forum are gagging to know what she's up to - she'll be delighted[:)]The sun is out so the clothes are coming off[:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted June 18, 2008 Author Share Posted June 18, 2008 Just sent her a texto and she says she's just landed and is still on the plane - and she's looking forward to coming to the forum welcome party.Bless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgina Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Okay, give us all a clue - Jackie Kennedy??? Or is this a private thing?> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 I thought she was already here and working from her other posts. We've even been helping her with her French. Or was that another Katie? [:P]Welcome new Katie. [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybananasbrother Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Christine, that is not fair. If we got a Katie we already know then she is 'old' Katie which ain't too nice really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 As long as she doesn't have a sprouting tree like you. [:D] But I think we've got the new French Katie, the one who mimes on the Champs-Elysées. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 I've lost the plot here.Could someone post a resumé of the story so far? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Thank you Twinkle. For any confusion, I am JK. Right now the fun begins...........................See you all in mobile phone section, finance section, satelite tv etc etc etc:::::::::::::::: Dont these french keyboqrds get you down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Glad you made it here JK [:D]Looking forward to all your questions... (not really, but you can always ask!)Now that you're in Paris full time, remember that you must conform to all the usual stereotypes: do not smilebe grumpy and rudedo not skip gaily on the Champs Elysées wearing a skimpy nighty and see-through mac... [blink][:-))]complain about everythingsmoke Gauloises or Camelspend the day having deep philosophical discussions with strangers whislt drinking a single black coffee at the caféwear a béretdo not wash or use deodorant... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 She's all that already. What's new? [Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted June 19, 2008 Author Share Posted June 19, 2008 do not smile be grumpy and rude do not skip gaily on the Champs Elysées wearing a skimpy nighty and see-through mac... complain about everything smoke Gauloises or Camel spend the day having deep philosophical discussions with strangers whislt drinking a single black coffee at the caféwear a béret do not wash or use deodorant ...The only thing she won't manage to do is to NOT skip down the Champs Elysées in a nighty and mac à la Catherine Deneuve[:)]I will be visiting her in September and we shall both skip and hop and jump around Paris while singing - Nous sommes les soeurs jumelles.....Here we arehttp://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv6_XrJnWFs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted June 19, 2008 Author Share Posted June 19, 2008 I've pmed you Dick[:$] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 K****!! K**** And here's me thinking JK's name is Katie....Scooby (aka Katie - the real Katie!!! [;-)]) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 ps JK - hope it goes brilliantly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vervialle Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Don,t call a waiter Garcon, do not talk on a mobile in a restaurant, eat you salad with a fork only,do not pick a wine bottle up when you are eating out, woman do not do that, you will get strange looks.Forks and spooons will have their tips facing down.You must be seen in gallerie Laffiette once a week, you should have a house in the country or on the Rivierra and do not forget to treat people from the provinces like a lump of merde, despite the fact they provide all the fresh food in Paris .Never take wine to a dinner party, they will be deeply offended, always arrive at 9pm if the time is 8pm.Just a few tips to add to the rest,good luck and enjoy !!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nectarine Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 ha ha, I love this thread, it has kept me laughing. Just wish I knew what the story was all about ... !!Anyway, good luck Katie (whoever you are). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted June 20, 2008 Author Share Posted June 20, 2008 She's the one who agrees with you on the thread about telling fibs[:)]Come on nectarine - you know who JK is! BTW thank you to the kind person who helped me rectify my rosé induced pickle[:$] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Brilliant tips!! Thank you all XxIn case Twinkle has not told everyone, I take a size 5 shoe and a size C cup!! There I think that is everything now Twinks isnt it?I dont find Parisiens rude at all. Especially the waiters and policemen. I find them very helpful. [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woody234 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 has JK moved to france permantly now and has she moved to paris because its not clear to me and how can someone download a picture of the nice lady standing in the tree, is there a website or somthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Hi Woody,Yes, I have moved to Paris for the foreseeable future. Twinkle, who is a childhood friend of mine lives in the Midi and she posted the picture of the nice lady by the tree. I think she posted it because she has a fairy fetish but I am not sure. In fact many of her actions leave me a little puzzled [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woody234 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 where was you before paris and are you a singer and is there a website for the nice lady pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nectarine Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 [quote user="TWINKLE"]She's the one who agrees with you on the thread about telling fibs[:)]Come on nectarine - you know who JK is![/quote]'Fraid I don't know her personally but if she can tell a few porkie-pies and keep a straight face then I feel like she's a kindred spirit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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