AnOther Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Won't be much better when you move to France Colin [;-)]http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/jul/28/travelandtransport.france Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColinE Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Hi Ernie.Must keep away from that area then, perhaps I could bring one of our spare one over with me next, as they do not seem to be doing anything useful here. Colin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 What about when some b starts barbecuing burgers and sossidges and chick'n and all you've got is salad?Torcher. Absolute torcher. I blame Gordon Brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 [quote user="ColinE"]perhaps I could bring one of our spare one over with me next, as they do not seem to be doing anything useful here[/quote]Bags of room in my Barn [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedon Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 [quote user="Dick Smith"]What about when some b starts barbecuing burgers and sossidges and chick'n and all you've got is salad?Torcher. Absolute torcher. I blame Gordon Brown.[/quote]Dick, did I see reference within the last few days that you have now, or are about to, retire? Is this post the equivalent of being able to wear elasticated waisted track suit bottoms after a lifetime of having to wear suits? It's heaven isn't it[:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 I am, indeed, wearing the prescribed elasticated shorts as I type...Yes, retired last week. So far so good. Went to Lidl today, but found that Sainsburys is cheaper (but can't spell Air Freshner (sic)). Now I've got time to write to them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony F Dordogne Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Lordy Lordy Dick, who on earth is going to give the small horrors an enlightened grounding in proper history now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 SEP...[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooky Posted July 30, 2008 Author Share Posted July 30, 2008 Cor blimey!I think I better hose you mad b**g**s down.Your'e all lovable loonies. The noisy Monsieur next door is always peeing in front of me in the garden. So I thought I'd do the equivilant of a very long pee, and hose him and his grotty noise. If my mother was still alive she'd smack me for my bad behaviour. Not bad for a old clerical pensioner eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Riff-Raff Element Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 [quote user="mooky"]The noisy Monsieur next door is always peeing in front of me in the garden. [/quote]I find that this is only really disturbing if they wave at me when they are doing it. Or try to perform tricks with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 There were two old ladies in a flat who called the gendarmes to complain about a young man opposite exposing himself. When the gendarmes looked across they said they couldn't see anything and the old ladies said "Si, si, get up on that chair and you'll be able to see!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Reminds me, Christine, of the 2 old ladies who were on the Grand Tour and came face to face with Michelangelo's David in Florence.One old lady said to the other, "Isn't it small?"The other one answered, "And so cold!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Those two old ladies get around don't they! [:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooky Posted July 31, 2008 Author Share Posted July 31, 2008 [IMG]http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n140/Mooky_011/newpictures083.jpg[/IMG] What are they looking at?Acknowledge: Marc Riboud. Old timers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Yes, what are they up to now?!(photo link repaired by a non-mod) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre ZFP Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Caption competition:-Lady on right 'Ees zat a willy on zat naked man over zere?'Lady on left 'No, eet ees like a willy, only smaller' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooky Posted July 31, 2008 Author Share Posted July 31, 2008 I can never never get these pictures right, sorry for two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Obviously watching their neighbour peeing in his garden [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 [quote user="ErnieY"]Obviously watching their neighbour peeing in his garden [:D] [/quote]Are those two onions and a carrot he's got in his hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 "I can't believe it, is zat anuzzer anglais watering his garden? Not ze same as ze French at all!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 [;-)]Don't look at me !!! I know I love music to no end, but IT'S NOT ME !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooky Posted July 31, 2008 Author Share Posted July 31, 2008 Ha ha, right department though Frenchiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !Love M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 You're right shouting loud M, the music's so loud I can't hear you properly !! [:)][;-)][:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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