Leven

Edited my post because quote did not appear that I was answering.

Not sure if that's the same teapot ALBF, the one you mention says all FE members are diddies. Which is good for you as your not a member well not as ALBF anyway LOL

You were there in the summer, anyone could say that. If you were really there prove it. Did he have his Scooby doo socks on or Dora the explorer ones LOL

[quote user="Théière"][quote user="Leven"]tarmac on gravel works [/quote] Really? Crushed compacted stone yes. [/quote] And you have inspected the OPs drive? you may not have noticed but its well known that gravel can become compacted over a very short period of time. just saying. Also the OP may well have compacted his gravel..

tarmac on gravel works but you will need to lift the gravel and put down some mesh to stop the weeds coming through. As if you will ever use tarmac. more likely to eat caramac LOL

I think this thread is a cry for help. The OP would like to live in an English area of France but cannot sell to be able to move on. Happy new year ALBF LOL

I am a Brit living in Brittany getting a divorce my wife has been locked up in a loony bin for using her car a s weapon and has now been set free can anyone recommend an English speaking lawyer and how can I access Police records. I say guilty as accused given that he has started talking to himself. LOL Next time post something normal first like did anyone see that asteroid over Tours last night/

ALBF how is the wife, was it the Skoda she used and have you found an Inglish speaking Lawyer yet LOL

You will not get an answer from ALBOF today he is at the golf course on a Saturday. They always need extra hands to clear the tables as its the busiest day. He will only get a chance to look on here at his fag break.

Landscaping, do you mean weeding lol or is it the flower box in Paris.. Talking about working for cods sake has shut up his mobile fish and chip shop, not sure if its because he has made his fortune or whether he ran out of customers. That's a possible new venture for you. chancer would probably jump at it but he is too busy looking to expand his hotel group. I heard from lea Marriot her dad has a hotel group not sure if you have heard of them. Apparently chancer offered his skoda , two buttons and a tour of northern France as down payment on the hotel chain lol

new, it was once probably before you were born LOL It dug out a huge tree root and did a new sand filter fosse in under two days. 3.5 ton just rips through the ground. It only cost 3000 sterling. out of curiosity where have you been peeking LOL If you had done your job properly you would know there is a new red Alfa as well. lol

[quote user="alittlebitfrench"]@ Chancer You are becoming more anti France anti French with every post. Calm it down a bit. Some of us have lived here a lot longer than you. If you are not happy, move on. You are talking nonsense BTW.[/quote] The expert has spoken LOL

A dog bit albf once and never recovered. lol

Well you are well on your way with King yong May she is as close to a Dictator as you will get. Its going to be a red white and blue brexit and everyone will be richer for it.

Brexit is going to be a success, the UK can walk away pay nothing and as is claimed by May it will be a roaring success. The UK can sell chockie biscuits and soup to the Africans. there are no great trade deals just waiting for the UK you have all had your brains fryed by the tabloid gutter press The UK is basically a service economy, most of the manufacturing has gone. I hope the EU kick them out, the economy will collapse and the Conservatives will be a thing of the past.

[quote user="woolybanana"]Given that Junker and his unelected cabal of failed national politicians have called all the shots up to now, perhaps May was giving back some of the crup that the EU has been giving out. It certainly seems to have shaken the old boozer.[/quote] May is like ALBF, lots of hot air and waffle. Who is unelected do you think people just walk into a room and say that's my job LOL. Boris and Gove did they get elected.

Cooked chicken and not a cheap bird from Auchan, with English style rolls from the same supermarket. Very tasty.

France has plenty of good food, nothing comes to mind other than raw beef. LOL > I still buy bisto but from French supermarkets.

albf, Hitler had lots of supporters as well. There are plenty of French who would like France for the French. Too many Africans coming in via Italy. Loads of second and third generation Algerian and Moroccans who will never work. I m not racist LOL

ALBF said ]I knew nothing about France before I moved. I went as a kid once with school but I can't remember it. Leven says in the nicest possible way Some might say you still know nothing, not me though lol lol

[quote user="lindal1000"]There's already a fish and chip van operating in the South of the Dordogne. It parks outside the local bar on Thursday nights and does quite well by all accounts. I've never tried it because like Mint I rarely used to eat it in UK. The van's been around for several years but it's gone through several different owners.[/quote] Linda it could well be there has been so many different owners as they have all made their fortune in a very short time and retired. You are in the wrong business.

No idea why members always take a pop at ALBF he does have a point, most new car sales in the UK are on contract hire. You did not really get that in France until fairly recently. It is changing here and one day the French will be living of credit as well.

[quote user="alittlebitfrench"]Those living in Eymet are more concerned about their next Asda food delivery....given there are three dedicated vans a week delivering their weekly UK food cr@p. So no, they are free game. Let them burn. Only French telly in our our flat Wally. Our balcony does not point 28 degrees east of south. Have a nice view of the Eiffel tower that makes up for that mind you. Eiffel tower vs Eastenders or the one show. Tough one. I am happy to admit I am illiterate in both French and English. I was very creative at school and good at drama though.[/quote] not very academic but good at drama, Drama queen perhaps lol

Daltons weekly, exchange and mart and the Sunday Times. 250 an add in the times and they used to have three pages of classified for French property. Slightly cheaper these days to advertise on the net, plus you have a huge advantage over paper advertising, In the times after three or four days the enquiries stopped. The internet made things cheaper and easier.

Hello even my poodle watches the French news and knows Paris is teaming with immigrants. Have you not been out and about LOL You cannot blame migrants for pick pocketing. Paris has been famous for that for years. You should live in the countryside lots of British migrants but not so many pickpocketers.