CeeJay Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Didn't take long did it!!!!!!!!A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable. *****************So they have found a Horse burger in Tesco. What's next, My Lidl pony? *****************Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle. *****************Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger. So I had a £5 each way ! *****************Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she's always wanted! *****************Had some burgers from tesco for my tea last night.... I still have a bit between my teeth *****************Unused HMV vouchers are now being accepted at Tesco. Just tell them HMV means 'Horse Meat Voucher' *****************Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of uniquorn *****************Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh? *****************"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...AND THEY'RE OFF" *****************I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse....." I guess Tesco just listened. *****************Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions. *****************A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?' Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!' *****************I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres. *****************These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead.. NO! NO NO NO! *****************Said to the Mrs these tesco burgers given me terrible trots *****************To beef or not to beef, That is equestrian *****************Is it a coincidence that HAMBURGERS is a anagram of .SHERGARS BUM.. *****************Tesco's have released a new liquor to compliment their range of burgers, They're calling it 'Red Rum'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sid Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 [:D][:D][:D]They're still coming....My Doctor told me to watch what I eat, so I've booked a ticket for the Grand National Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoneySuckleDreams Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Horse meat in Tesco burgers? What are the odds on that? I bought some Tesco burgers — I wanted to get venison ones, but they were dead dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre ZFP Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Tesco have taken all of their welsh lamb off the shelves after having discovered traces of Human DNA... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frederick Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Findus are now looking for sea horses in the fish fingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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