Russethouse Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad isreading the paper."Where does poo come from?" she asks.The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter isalready asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:"Well you know we just ate breakfast?""Yes," answers the girl."Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all thegood stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when wego to the toilet, and that is poo."The little girl looks shocked, and stares, at him with a watery eyes instunned silence for a few seconds and asks:"And Tigger?" [:D][:D][:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 My children might read this forum........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anton Redman Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 The 100 acre wood where Wol lived under the name Saunders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bedders Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Where does poo come from? George Bush & Tony Blair i'd say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harley Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Probably responsible for the worldwide poo mountain[+o(] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LezaH Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Thanks for a little light amusing fun. This made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Me too;What's up with you Miki? I thought your children were all past their 20's. You did tell them... didn't you?[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Well spotted Tresco........forgot they had left home, I wondered why it was so quiet here [:D]Oye and not so much of the well past their 20's neever, Daughter was 21 last year and youngest Son was 21 the year before, still paying back the bank [;-)]Anyway we were posh, we taught them that it was number two's............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harley Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 [quote user="bedders"]Where does poo come from? George Bush & Tony Blair i'd say. [/quote]So, to gather info from these and other Politicians do journalists use a Poop Scoop?[;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 [quote user="Miki"]Well spotted Tresco........forgot they had left home, I wondered why it was so quiet here [:D]Anyway we were posh, we taught them that it was number two's.............................[/quote]You had me worried there for a moment. I thought Tina might have done a Cherie Blair on you...[:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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