Frenchie2 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Both my neighbours are single nurses !! and French !! [;-)] And friends .. !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s7ephanie Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Whats missing in my life? A man to bring the sparkle back to my eyes ..... Any offers !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raindog Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Depends - do you like photography? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 These are what i am missingMy grandsons[IMG]http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee293/Magpie1000/SP_A0005.jpg[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 WoolyWhy are you so uncharacteristically quiet? Come on, man, there are at least 2 good (or bad) women out that, just waiting for a whim and a crook of the finger from you!Look, I can't keep putting in requests for a mate for you if you refuse to play ball. Hell's bells, you're not a bloody panda are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5-element Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 I feel a Lonely Hearts Club coming on.[;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Why do I keep associating woolybanana with willywarmer? Is he on the pull? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 Funny you should say that chris , but my other half was given a willy warmer in the shape of a banana one from a deranged work mate..............[:)]I think hes looking for a bit of fruit in his life shall we say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Ah Sugartreats,With the ban of ages weighing heavily over me like a great lead cloud, how can I state my needs, my feelings and my deep, deep capacity to love. Dont get the feeling that I don't or won't under the right circumstances. But everytime I let rip my passions I get hideous mails promising to emasculate me, from people who can't spell. How Sweet17, you who know me so well and deeply, with the passion of a Cleopatra and of an Emmanuelle, who have spent so much time in my environs, now, please, tell me how I can be free when eagles eat my liver, my ankles are chained and could I fly to the sun, I fear my wings would melt and I would crash to earth in Tesco Croydon's carpark? Can there be more miserable or humilitaing fate? Imagine, not even Sainsbury's! So much love, so much wasted. Please, please, Sugartreats, take my hand and lead me to paradise.[6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Come on baby, Daddy's come out to play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 Wool go back and read the last page its not sweet whos after your bod its others [:)] lucky boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Yep...definately on the pull. How about a section for "I'm desperate and need a wench" and the female equivalent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 I was asking Sweet 17 for references and to be my chaperone, given her understanding of my needs. A chap has to be so careful you know.[:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 [quote user="Chris Head"]Yep...definately on the pull. How about a section for "I'm desperate and need a wench" and the female equivalent?[/quote]female equivalent ? Mench ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Chris, there was indeed a lonely hearts thread but the 'new' software could not support it. So I have to rely on Sweet17 to help me out, to watch my back so to speak. Pure Clint Eastwood, or George Smiley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 [quote user="Pads"][quote user="Chris Head"]Yep...definately on the pull. How about a section for "I'm desperate and need a wench" and the female equivalent?[/quote]female equivalent ? Mench ?[/quote] Manch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 Or Munch.........................[:$] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 chewy ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 Yuk[+o(] Have you every met a chewy one ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Careful, my ban, remember. It is a bit like living in Uganda at the time and criticising Idi Amin. Now Mugabe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 Has David Platt done the dirty deed or is he just bluffing , thats the question of the hour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Who or what is David Platt svp? If it is an English reference I do not have it GAD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 D Platt a pratt from corrie , pretended to kill him self , but it was a bluff hes right as rain.Now whats happening with your love life ?[:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 I got a bunny boiler who I reckon you'd get on well with woolywarmer! You want her details? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 B u g g e r all to answer the final question. As to whatever 'corrie' might be I havent a clue, Pads. But why should anyone pretend to kill themself unless it is to morally blackmail someone or to s c r e w the insurance company. The former being less acceptable than the latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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