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Thanks dog for the posting, some of these would sit well in several places.

As for the greedy kids, well, they get their manners from somewhere else over this disneyesque distortion and have a few years yet in which to modify them; I just make sure the nicest kid gets the best treat. I also had a great high powered water pistol to hand in case things got out of hand, never had to use it on the night.,[8-|]

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Last year I told the pompiers that their calendar was fine for women and men that fancy men but that was nothing much in it for me but fire engines - they flicked through and found a single picture of the only firelady!!
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[quote user="Anton Redman"]why do not they sell fore alarms [/quote]

Is that an automatic warning device used by golfers? [:P]

Getting back to the OP, and I know its a bit late for this year

If you don't want kids to knock on your door trick or treating just follow these simple steps.

Take a pair of Wellingtons

Spray them silver

Leave them outside your front door

 

After all, what kid is going to risk knocking at Gary Glitter's house?

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[quote user="Pierre ZFP"]

[quote user="Anton Redman"]why do not they sell fore alarms [/quote]

Is that an automatic warning device used by golfers? [:P]

Getting back to the OP, and I know its a bit late for this year

If you don't want kids to knock on your door trick or treating just follow these simple steps.

Take a pair of Wellingtons

Spray them silver

Leave them outside your front door

 

After all, what kid is going to risk knocking at Gary Glitter's house?

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Gary Glitter is currently living in a village close to where my brother, his wife and children live. I will ask if trick and treaters visited him.

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