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I am calling the SPA at 14h Quillan.  I'm asking for any news about Frankie - if you like I could mention that someone maybe interested but would like a trial run with him first?

You've made me cry Pads!  The poor thing!  I can't keep a dog you know that - it's nothing to do with my 5 cats but the fact me and husband are always away most weekends and so much of the summer.  I will ask around my friends and family though. [kiss]  I'll call the SPA tomorrow if you like and ask how he's doing.

The poor dab!  He looks like he's starving!!![:)]

Great! Another step towards getting back to normality[:)]  Huge kisses for you Coops - you'll be reading this thread yourself soon!

I will PM you a very funny (blue) welsh joke for your husband sweets! 

ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.  I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it. A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work drink with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered.   He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her.   (As men will.) [:)] Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for £20.00..........on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,  "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'" The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a £20 note from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said:                     'Paint my house.'  [:P]                 --

Looks like she has reached the point of no return.[:(] http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1062504/Falling-apart-Stick-Amy-Winehouse-ravaged--admits-I-like-this.html

Just read this - well done Clair[:)]  She's lovely and she doesn't half look good in leopard skin!

Your dream has come true Frenchie[:)] http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5hifc0SXnQRK5jAGxhnjdbSIBDlBg   http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull&cid=1221489042773

Not sure when to plant them but one thing I know is that they are very difficult to get rid of!

I would rather be in a French hospital than anywhere else too Cathy but we haven't always had problem free stays.   Only this last time in July the air conditioning broke down and we had a 'puddle' of water in our room for 4 days!  They scolded me for bringing my daughter some fresh flowers because of infection and there was this great big  dirty wet footprint path from the door to her bed!  Another time her sodium drip wasn't properly plugged in and she was without for 3 hours before I noticed the fluid all over the floor behind her bed.  The nurses are so often understaffed and have so much administration work on top of their nursing duties.  So sorry to hear that your daughter needs to go to hospital regularly Cathy - they should be only allowed to play and  laugh and have carefree days at least until they become adults[:)] Thank God that the services and medical treatment exist today to keep our angels fit and healthy though. Clair - I may be brave but you should meet my daughter!

Just back from Lyon with my daughter for a post operation appointment with her surgeon.  All is well and she won't have to go back for another 4-5 years which is wonderful news.  I thought it would be nice for her to go and say thank you to the nurses who looked after her while she was there in July and to bring along some jigsaws and games that she's grown out for the children to play with in the activity room.  It was so strange coming out of the lift and seeing her old room - the door was closed and so obviously there was another child in there.  We walked down the corridor to the nurses station and we heard the same sounds as when we were there - babies crying - and we saw some poor mites lying in their beds staring at the ceiling just waiting... We were very relieved to be just visiting this time and I think it really made my daughter (and me) realise that she is very lucky and things could have been so different.  

I've PM'ed you Louise.  I don't know why but I was okay with discussing his drink problem on the open forum but this matter seems way too personal to be posted on the open forum.  However I know Chris and I know that he is cool with people knowing about his weaknesses - that's what is downfall is I think.  Not enough armour.  I know this wasn't your idea by the way Lou - please don't take it personally[kiss] 

Just had an Amy Winehouse moment and thought of you Rose[;-)] My daughter's having a P.J. party and I had just finished off a lovely Faugères - L'Ancienne Metairie.  I asked the girls to help clear the table after dinner and one of them asked me where the left overs went so I showed her the compost bin. Another asked where the ice-cream wrappers went and so I showed her that bin too.  Then one said "Madame - where shall I put the empty wine bottle?" "Umm, down there with all the others sweetheart"[:$] I think I need to visit the bottle bank[:)]  

Just spread a bit of Piccalilli over the offensive graffiti J.R. - it'll make a great cover-up job and the smell will probably deter the artist with a grudge. Bet he uses Babel Fish[:)]

Is is Hatherwood Piccalilli you're looking for?  If so then you can buy it at Lidl on the 24th September - they are having an English Week. 1euro19 for a kilo size jar and other stuff too. I saw the ad in one of the TV guides last night and thought of you[:)]    

Haven't you ever seen the Welsh film Grand Slam?  It's one of the most famous lines from the film spoken by one of the main characters - a homosexual boutique owner[:)] Definately more entertaining than old Lily[:)] http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=3NWK7_ouOqw   Sorry - you can have yout thread back now!

Don't worry JK!  I'll be there soon.  Just wait 'til I get my fun fur back from the dry cleaners - I'll be up that Boulevard like a bat out of 'ell[:)]

[quote user="Chris Head"] hey maybe we should have a dating subforum? [/quote] Thought you said you were sick of women[Www]   JK!  You are so funny when you talk about Clanky!  I know I make you laugh too when I talk about my Tai Chi master[:D]

Hey! It's the whopper chopper!!!  How you doin'? Lovely pole[;-)]

[:$] Not fair Clair - you knew I wouldn't be able to resist that one.  By the way I have Great tits[Www]

I think Einstein said that once all the bees disappeared it would take 4 years for the world to end.

Yeah!!! Great news -just in from singing my little heart out and was thinking about Harry.  I think I like being called Tinkerbell[:)]

I cannot believe forums like that even exist - you should all be ashamed of yourselves for posting photos like that!   [:P]

I have some good news[:)] mooky - I've sent you a PM.