Weedon

Heard this on the radio recently. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYI3SgTGmkQ

At least England won, but I fear for the next round. Please please please can we get rid of Lawrenson and his chippy comments whenever the proper commentator says something.

For what it's worth this is what I think is why the England team is just average (at best). In the Premier league the English players are made to look good because of their foreign teammates so when the English individuals are put together they have no skilled players to link them together. I don't think they actually have the passion to play well, why should they when they earn more in a week than I ever did in a year. And now we have the bloody tennis on all day and all night. So what with the frogs in my pond croaking away and the tennis players grunting and shrieking it's getting ON MY WICK. But if England win, and win well tomorrow I will calm down.

The French team's humiliation is complete, with the coach refusing to shake the hand of his opposite number. He should hang his head in shame. I just the love the SA's approach to the game as they sing their way down the tunnel.

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she ben ds over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.’   Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded.   Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.' The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and Says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and Buy yourself some underwear.'   Next, the Irishman's wife ben ds over to set her ball On the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, Too, is wearing no undies.’   Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?   'She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'   Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , 'For the Sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some Underwear!'   Lastly, the Scotsman's wife ben ds over. The wind also takes Her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.   'Sweet muddier of Jaysus, Aggie! Where at friggin hell are yer drawers?   'She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money at Be able at affarrd any.’   The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, Fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb..... Tidy yerself up a bit.    

Gee whiz, one of those dummies had something hanging in a strange place! I thought gee whiz was going to be this one. Remember 78s? I had loads of em. You had to change the needle just about every time a record was played and then clean the fluff off if you wanted to use the needle again. More cherry picking again today. Remind me to tell you about my plums sometime?[:$]

Just for Krusty http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvvlTrIgj4Q[:)]

Seems to be a common ocurrence for you. Suggest you check out your neighbours to see which ones have your stuff.

Turn the clock back a couple of weeks and it appeared as if the media was saying how Capello was like a breath of fresh air and was the best coach since Alf Ramsey. At the same time all the talk was about how (yet again) it was England's best chance since 66 to win the cup, what with all of our world class players!!! Oh how the worms have turned.

Mama mia! I luvva de Paolo, I have his CD and play it in my jam jar. Commiserations Krusty with your small green ones but I bet you've got.......

Morning all......it's the early bird and all that, but (shhhhhhsh) the birds haven't noticed the big red juicy cherries on my trees yet! I have to go out today for big fun as it's fathers day but I shall be doing some picking later. For everybody who knows me, I hope you can feel the width of my sincerity. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0put0_a--Ng

You may relax with this one if you like. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scHKFwr0og Have to go now to get some beauty sleep...... it's gonna be a long night.

Where is health and safety when you want them, I was very concerned about a twanging G string on that guitar!

Another BBBBBBBBBBeefur Bryn....such restraint from Bryn Terfel as he never once looks at her chest. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kkdrhd1fWE

There's only one Brucie JJ. I suppose you could call it haunting?

Was it Sylvia's mother?

Bit too hot for me today 30 degrees. Shouldn't be working when it's this hot, I bet Macca had a day off for his birthday. When I'm 68.

That's really sad. It's now half-time in the gme between Germany and Serbia and Germany have had a player sent off and are a goal down.

Gluey wrote:- Well, it just so happens I have, Weedon: and still do. Working 15 hours per day, seven days per week including every public holiday except Christmas Day and Boxing Day, to earn capital, many years ago: and have grafted hard since. That's not good Gluey, might I suggest that you organise your working days a bit better (a little less posting on here during work time is a start), but if you can't, best do something else. Not letteuce growing though, Kos sitting at a desk for 15 hours a day 7 days a week does not prepare you for any sort of hard graft.[:)]    

[quote user="velcorin"](I'm probably regret it.) Gone on, tell me what IS a spurlash.[/quote] [:D] Oh Velco, thanks for humouring me. It's the sound the anchor makes when it hits the water..........spur...lash![:-))]   Edited Friday. That seems to have stopped the topic.[:D]

[quote user="velcorin"]I've always had racing dinghies and yachts, since I could walk. Started in Oppis, eventually ended up helming on America's Cuppers. Got 3 boats at the moment.  [/quote] I'd advise against putting that on your application for a pirate boat permit. With all that experience I imagine you know what the spurlash is?

Gluestick wrote:- If the lettuce farmer can't create a profit: then do what all of us honest entrepreneurs have had to do when our sums were wrong: close up and try summat else! Very often that is said by people who have never actually grafted for a crust. Perhaps the "lettuce eaters" are not paying enough.

I imagine Velcorin that you wouldn't be very successful as a pirate so I'd advise against getting a boat.[;-)]

My understanding, from the BBC news, is that no warning could have predicted the severity or the speed of the devastation. The BBC reported from here.

And perhaps some of the blokes on here are contained in this verse?  Not you of course Norman....or me [:D]! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4oydSZTAns