micky.p. Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 hello.For all you out there wanting english xmas and greeting cards please email [email protected] for list and prices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Oh dear, both advertising and a lower case 'e' in 'English'. Bad form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 I'm sure it's a genuine oversight on miki.p's part and he was not aware of the advertising rules.I've got some wrapping paper if anyone wants to make an offer. Hardly used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Riff-Raff Element Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Any bids for second hand sellotape? I've given up sending Christmascards in a show of solidarity with trees (at least, the ones I don'tburn), so this carefully targeted ad fell on barren soil as far as I amconcerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Fancy getting into the gift-wrapping business with me, Jon? Anybody else want to come in with the gift tags? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micky.p. Posted November 6, 2006 Author Share Posted November 6, 2006 just to let you know , that its me MRS micky p who put the ad in , so stop having a go , all i want to do is earn some extra cash for xmas , what is wrong with you people , always wanting to have a dig at others,andI AM SORRY , i didnt realise that you cant advertise on here, so if you want to report me and get me off this sarcastic form , please do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Riff-Raff Element Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 [quote user="Cassis"]Fancy getting into the gift-wrapping business withme, Jon? Anybody else want to come in with the gift tags?[/quote]I don't know about your neck of the woods, but here LeClerc will give you wrapping paper if you ask at the accueil. We could make a fortune I tell you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Like I said, a genuine oversight because you were not aware of the rules. I'm not reporting anybody, not having a go, just having a lark. Feel free to join in! [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 [quote user="Dick Smith"]Oh dear, both advertising and a lower case 'e' in 'English'. Bad form.[/quote]When does the "Season of Goodwill" start ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aj_dr Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 How about cutting up last year's Christmas Cards as tags??aj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meg Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 [quote]what is wrong with you people , always wanting to have a dig at others,andI AM SORRY , i didnt realise that you cant advertise on here, so ifyou want to report me and get me off this sarcastic form , please do[/quote]You nasty boys all upsetting Micky P! I forgive you MP. [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Riff-Raff Element Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 You nasty boys all upsetting Micky P! I forgive you MP. I've often thought a small ads section on here would be a good idea.You know, personal stuff and the sort of thing Mrs MP was talkingabout, limited to a couple of lines and a quid a week. I've got allsorts I'd like to flog off (two tatty cats and a lawnmower withfunctionality issues, for example) and I'd be happy to buy a littleadvert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 It's a good point. There are lots of forums where free small ads are allowed. Take a lead in French Forums, Archant! Hold the torch high! Blaze a trail![I]PS There was nothing to forgive MP, Lou! Genuine mistakes are allowed, I think - especially when it's the OH wot dunnit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 [quote user="Jon D"]a couple of lines [/quote][:-))]I don't think so Jon D! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meg Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Are we talking lonely hearts here??Ok what would yours be if you had to do one?Cassis for example. Sexy sausage seeking................John D.....belly button fluff loving chappie seeks.........Dick.............Cheeky monkey looking for..............Twinks............Beautiful singing fairy with a flute wants...............I'd say mine but you'd all blush. [:)]EDIT: Leo, you need not say yours.....we can all guess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Leo - there's a rule against adverising for a good reason. You are meant to read the rules before you start posting. What more can I say?Like Cassis - nothing reported, just a little dig. How about you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Riff-Raff Element Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Nope - nothing reported. I would only do that if it's somethingactually offensive. In these unchartered outer regions of the forum alot can get said and done, business transacted, empires rise and fall,etc without anyone in authority noticing. In fact, if we all moved overhere we could get away with murder for a while, I reckon.Louise - I could never do a lonely heart ad with a straight face, but for you I will try:"Middle aged man, skint, own paunch and mostly his own teeth seeksgeorgous, pouting nymphet with little or no taste / self respect forstrenuous bedroom activity likely to lead to divorce, bankrupcy andpossible coronary. Age and number of brain cells unimportant."One might think that this sort of nonsense is confined to the bigcities but a cursory examination of the free ads around here suggeststhat the French countryside is heaving (I am pleased with that choiceof word) with people anxious to engage in adulterous liaisons. Where dothey find the time???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Riff-Raff Element Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 [quote user="LEO"][quote user="Dick Smith"]Oh dear, both advertising and a lower case 'e' in 'English'. Bad form.[/quote]When does the "Season of Goodwill" start ?[/quote]Went West with the death of Charles Dickens, I think. To beperfectly frank, one reason I enjoy the bucolic pastimes of ruralFrance so much is that I can avoid most of the bullshit that goes withChristmas. Are the lights on in Oxford Street yet? I can nowmore-or-less limit the festive tide to the period December 22nd /27th. Much better. The last works Xmas do I went to inLondon was held on a wet Wednesday in February, complete with paperhats, turkey and drunken singing. What was that all about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Don't be such a humbug! Wait 'til the little one is out of nappies - THEN you'll get the Christmas spirit! No wonder you didn't enjoy your last Chrismas do - you didn't have any sparkly deely boppers[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I do a good line in recycled Xmas cards! I have some from at least 10 years ago which I transform into gift tags and Xmas decs for kiddies room.... Though as someone else said (Sorry [:$] that I don't remember your name) if that OTT Xmas extravanganza could be kept from the 23rd to the 26th I would feel much happier! This year my local supermarket was already selling Xmas wrapping paper, Xmas cards and sellotape on the August bank holiday!!! Edit : Sorry Leo! it was you my humbug friend![:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meg Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 [quote user="Jon D"]Louise - I could never do a lonely heart ad with a straight face, but for you I will try:"Middle aged man, skint, own paunch and mostly his own teeth seeksgeorgous, pouting nymphet with little or no taste / self respect forstrenuous bedroom activity likely to lead to divorce, bankrupcy andpossible coronary. Age and number of brain cells unimportant."[/quote]Yep that sounds good but easy Jon you'll have all the forum girlies hunting you down!Anyone else?? ...........come on Twinks i joined in your game!!If you need some tips look here.Lonely hearts[:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 [quote user="Meg n Mog"][quote user="Jon D"]Louise - I could never do a lonely heart ad with a straight face, but for you I will try:"Middle aged man, skint, own paunch and mostly his own teeth seeksgeorgous, pouting nymphet with little or no taste / self respect forstrenuous bedroom activity likely to lead to divorce, bankrupcy andpossible coronary. Age and number of brain cells unimportant."[/quote]Yep that sounds good but easy Jon you'll have all the forum girlies hunting you down!Anyone else?? ...........come on Twinks i joined in your game!!If you need some tips look here.Lonely hearts[:)][/quote]Wow! I didn't realise that ALL the forum girlies were gorgeous, pouting nymphettes with no self respect! Things suddenly look a lot brighter!"Debonair sausage with own tomato sauce, fork and grill looking for a raunchy liaison with doughnut. No excess hair, please. Groaners welcome." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 [quote user="Cassis"] "Debonair sausage with own tomato sauce, fork and grill looking for a raunchy liaison with doughnut. No excess hair, please. Groaners welcome."[/quote]Didn't know that doughnuts had hair...[8-)]... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meg Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 [quote user="Missy"][quote user="Cassis"] "Debonair sausage with own tomato sauce, fork and grill looking for a raunchy liaison with doughnut. No excess hair, please. Groaners welcome."[/quote]Didn't know that doughnuts had hair...[8-)]... [/quote]I think it depends how old they are Missy [:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 My bro' was here last week and he bought some newspapers - I read that lonely hearts feature - very funny!Ummm...let's see."Fairy attractive nymphette seeks elf-centred man to run rings round. Must know all the songs from the Sing-a-ling-a-ling Tree by heart!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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