MrCanary Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 "...........makes me think hundreds of people on the Living France website are just waiting to oogle me. I think I will have to go back to the auberge opposite the Mairie and sit in the window to wait for the Maire to come across for his daily boost, then I can ask him to........." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 do for me what Monsieur le President has done for Carla. Yes, a bague would be very nice but, failing that, I wouldn't mind settling for..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 ........a string of pearls, a new Jaguar and a regular monthly payment for being........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 ... kind to the Queen and all her family at Windsor next month. However, as Mohammed Al-Fayed thinks that the Duke of Edinburgh is Dracula, .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 .........she hoped for a new pair of.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 fangs but, mon dieu, they aren't half expensive with or without health insurance top-up. On the other hand, if she just settles for a bridge............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 ...over troubled water, she would ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 be able to sing, "I am sailing, I am sailing, cross the sea......" However, dry land is probably preferable because.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keni Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 She knows she would probably DESERT him for the Sheik of Araby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 ... but the Sheikh was shaken and ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 ..............not stirred but she would have prefered a ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 not stirred. On the other hand, in the harem of the Sheikh.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 [quote user="sweet 17"]not stirred. On the other hand, in the harem of the Sheikh..............[/quote]........of Shoeburyness, something was seen stirring in the shadows of his magnificent tent. All movement elsewhere stopped and everybody screwed up their eyes to see what was shaking in the corner. Suddenly there was a flash and.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 .......after the smoke had cleared, everyone could see Dick shaking in the corner! "I have never seen Dick shaking like that before" said one of the belly dancers....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 ... (the one with a sapphire in her belly button). But not to be outdone, Dick climbed on a chair and ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 ,,,,,,,,, said, I have a 22 carat gold ,,,,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 ................mobile phone in my pocket and thats what was shaking but when i`m in a good mood and have all my dancers around me........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 throwing upand begging to be allowed out of his sock invested room. But one fair maiden escaped by ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 ...catching a cheap ryanair flight to..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 .............Bahrain where they bought another ten camels and trained them to........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 ...fart on demand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 which upset the concubines in the harem and so after dancing till dawn and removing their makeup they went outside and........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 ...started painting the facade of their new French house with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 ...........crepi, which i know some don`t like but when needs must and you don`t have a choice then maybe it`s........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 ... preferable to gaudy Christmas decorations and the ubiqitous plastic Santas, climbing up the chimney. Meanwhile, the ten camels were ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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