Kitty Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 ... preferable to gaudy Christmas decorations and the ubiqitous plastic Santas, climbing up the chimney. Meanwhile, the ten camels were ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 having their breakfast and filling up with water before their long trek across the hot desert where they would be meeting up with madame Lulu who would take them........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 --- to the nether regions, wherever that is. Madame Lulu, dressed in pink satin with little black boots, exclaimed: " ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Ooh la la my feet are killing me in these boots, i must go and change into something more comfortable before..........; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I can so much as pass wind or even burp. Of course, there's nothing more comfortable than my birthday suit but how would it be if........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 ....... I stripped down to it? She was a brave woman and without further thought (and aided by three swift glasses of Armagnac) she peeled all her clothes off, opened the front door and immediately came face-to-face with the Maire who had just arrived having travelled all the way from the start of this thread. Looking over the top of his lunettes at this wonderful sight before him, he tweaked the ends of his moustache and said, "............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Ooh madam, i am learning English and so will practise my accent, could you please follow me so that we can.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 exchange a few pleasantries? "Well, I'm not sure about that," she replied. "For a start, my husband will be back soon and, when he sees us like this, the chances are that he will.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 laugh his head off at the sight of me standing on one leg trying to impress the male of the species. I once showed off to another man friend of mine by..................;; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 pouting my lips and blowing him kisses. Well, what did you think I did, you dirty-minded lot?! Actually, I'm quite modest and reserved and I wouldn't dream of............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 french kissing on a first date, although my cousin who was very pretty with long hair and a rose bud mouth and who also insisted on shaving his legs before......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 hitting town. Mind you, he's not what you would call a......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 ...........mans man but it didn\t matter especially when he called the numbers at the bingo, and when............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 he says eighty-eighty, two fat ladies, he looks as though he quite fancies them himself. One never knows nowadays who is male, female, bisexual or who is really.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 ..............just straight, although when he goes to his scuba diving classes and meets all the pretty girls he can really hold his own, especially the girl with the red hair who likes to wander through the fields of daisies while............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 her red hair reminds you more of fields of poppies actually. Talking about poppies, have you ever been to Belgium to look at all those war graves and do you know the poem about Flanders Fields? Yes, it is a sombre subject to bring into this rural idyll but............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 ....I would love to hear the poem, he said...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 but even as he said that he had other things in mind, such as............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 .............;washing his feet as they were filthy due to running through fields of poppies but as............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 .........he was a man, he was used to having dirty feet - caused by all the running about he had to do for his wife. Anyway, getting back to this poor naked woman now having to deal with the somewhat amorous Maire, she decided to seize the opportunity to ask him something that had been on her mind after reading the Living France forum. "Monsieur Maire," she said whilst widening her eyes and smiling very slightly, "Do you know if there are any swingers clubs in this village?" "Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la," He replied, again tweaking either end of his moustache and sticking his chin out, "Madame, today you have........................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 touched upon a very sore point! For years I have been trying to set up just such a club. Madame, ma femme, thinks in her irrational feminine way that.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowoman Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 [quote user="sweet 17"]touched upon a very sore point! For years I have been trying to set up just such a club. Madame, ma femme, thinks in her irrational feminine way that..........[/quote] it is not a good idea because she is not such a goer as me.But I am sure she can be persuaded as I am a very persuasive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 man in bed or out of it! Only problem is these Britanques, one never knows what they are thinking. I persuaded one of the Anglaise to go to bed with me but she was not exactly exciting and in the end, I told her to........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowoman Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 [quote user="sweet 17"]man in bed or out of it! Only problem is these Britanques, one never knows what they are thinking. I persuaded one of the Anglaise to go to bed with me but she was not exactly exciting and in the the end, I told her to........[/quote]Cover herself up in the union jack that i had previously taken down from the wall.I told her she was as exciting as a sac of pomme.On hearing this she grabbed a large Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 pair of scissors and threatened to......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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