oliveau Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 The object of the excercise is to continue the story, [and it doesn't matter how silly it gets, so long as it makes you smile], by finishing the last sentence and then starting another. So here's the starter:The little fat gendarme rose ponderously to his feet, brushing the remnants of his mid afternoon patisserie from his tunic as he did so, and headed towards.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libbie Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 the post office...he saw her watching him from the bakers shop oh how he loved her..freshly baked croissants and her..[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 attention several evening a week. Just after five on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Fridays he would arrive at her door to find her already............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 dressed for their line-dancing outing with the over-50's club.He could still remember their first meeting, when she had mistakenly turned left and stepped over his... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali-cat Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 false teeth. It was then that he knew it was love, because she said ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 "Oooh look you have given me a lovebite on my big toe". When he took a close examination she...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libbie Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 looked down at her toe and at the same time he looked down at her and their eyes met and they knew it was time to.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libbie Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 buy some new dance shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catalpa Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 So they headed down to Lidl - because they knew that dancing shoes were on promo... along with an interesting selection of claw hammers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mart Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 but surprise, surprise the last shoes had just been sold to the boucherie who went dancing on a tuesday with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libbie Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 the post woman, his wife the lovely but scary lady; oh me god .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris pp Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 is that the time already, I must have a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frederick Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 lie down and rest........before I see her again...............she is such a demanding woman ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianf Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 "I know" he thought "I get lots of spam on my email offering me all sorts of help in this situation. Perhaps I'll open one of the emails that I normally delete ................." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 "Half price Viagra," the e-mail said, "Just one of our tablets and you could................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted May 9, 2007 Author Share Posted May 9, 2007 ...hold this clothes line up while I hang out the sheets. Meanwhile, at the Fromagerie, M. Livarot surreptiously downed........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 a couple of the little tablets and his wife exclaimed, ".................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanguedocGal Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day, most woeful day,That ever, ever, I did yet behold!O day! O day! O day! O hateful day!Never was seen so black a day as this:O woeful day, O woeful day! .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catalpa Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 deleted... superseded! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 'Oh Dear!' Mr Livarot the cheesemonger exclaimed. 'What can the matter be?...' he pondered as the fat gendarme walked over to his shop, munching away at one of these butterly yummy croissants that Georgette, the baker's wife.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 had dropped off on her way back from her morning delivery.L'adjudant Céhèresse was a very proud fat gendarme and he relished the sense of dread and unease the sight of his uniform had on all the village residents... All except... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Marcel, who openley smiled when Ceherasse was trying his best to be stern - only once had......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Marcel's cheery grin turned to a barely disguised grimace, a day both men were unlikely to forget, the day Georgette uttered the tragic words... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
united Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Its your turn to buy the drinks. It was later that day that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanguedocGal Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 he intended to honour his word. As he ambled towards the local bistro, he was aghast to see 10 tanks making their way menacingly towards him. Fifty members of the CRS jumped out of the tanks. They were wielding blue-bells, chrysanthemums, daffodils, geraniums, roses and a few trees. So the rumours were true and these gentle creatures had indeed raided the local flower market…. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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