MrCanary Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 .......take me to dinner, that might help. So she made overtures to Monsieur Petit, who had a big reputation in more ways than one... But he had a philosophy about dinners and the marriages that often followed these wine guzzling occasions. "What was it they say?" he thought to himself, "Aha, I remember, getting married is like going out to dinner. You pick what you want, but when you see what your mate has got, you want some of that as well." So, knowing he was the object of her desires, he hatched a plan. It was quite easy, all he had to do was............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 plant some greener grass on the other side and he knew she would be over as fast as ................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowoman Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 he could glug six bottles of the best wine.The grass grew greener than green and he positioned his telescope to watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 .............the fairies dancing round the fairy ring, they always did this on thursdays because fridays they went to linedancing ,but hark who is that.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowoman Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 who is not stepping in time?It has got to be Julian Clary again ,the biggest and most cumbersome fairy of all.he has flown in from........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Epping forest where he has been training the junior club fairies to do the fancy salsa steps, but he has been rushing around that much in his fighter jet thet when the chief Queen fairy tottered over to........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keni Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 To punish him, he just winked, laughed and.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 disappeared in a big yellow submarine [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keni Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 To the land where Time Forgot and there he met.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 ......a beautiful lady who was only known to people as Russethouse. She smiled sweetly at him and said, "......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 " Welcome to my cyber world where everything is just what you wish..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 'but only if you keep to the Code of Conduct'[:D][:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 ......Knowing that she was quite a formidable lady and meant what she said, he decided that he would be extremely careful with any advances. "My dear," he started, "I have often wondered just how moderate you are. Would you care to join me at the local auberge for a ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 glass of scrumpy and some crunchy............... o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 But they had forfotten it was a French bank holiday that day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 ............before you go off to do your shift, but please do not take that bottle of vin rouge with you because remember what happened the last time when you............sorry posted the same time as frenchie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowoman Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 .....did.If you remember, you almost got the sack,because you had drank a bottle of vin rouge and turned up to work slightly inebriated it was only when........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 .........your boss, the chief of the gendarmes, turned out to be a bit more squiffy than you, that you got away with it. However, whilst all this was happening, a nasty situation was developing in the village square. Monsieur Legrand, at 123 the village's oldest inhabitant, had forgotten that the long defunct pissoir had been made into a shady seating area and he was now busy............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted March 10, 2008 Author Share Posted March 10, 2008 .........airing his credentials to Madame Lafarge. Meanwhile, Enid Truscott, the newly arrived spinster who had taken the gite at Les Corbieres for 3 weeks, suddenly...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzy Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 fell off her bicycle, spilling her shopping and breaking open the new pack of eyelashes she'd bought to go to the................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 wedding of that nice couple paul and pierre who had lived in the village with their friend madame pompodour who was also in love with pierre and every time she saw him coming out of the bathroom she would cry out in.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 passion.... pierre take me , take me now ............be mine my love let us run way together, at the sound of her plea he quickly....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 ...........ran back for his clothes, oh no madame pompodour i already have a lover, i do not want you and besides you are 6ft 3 tall and i am ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted March 10, 2008 Author Share Posted March 10, 2008 ........late for an appointment with the taxidermist. Mme Yvette Camembert from the fromagerie -La belle veuve- was getting increasingly frustrated at her lack of success in finding a lusty man to sweep her chimney; After all she had been waiting since last July, and had even considered buying some sort of device to do it herself, but........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 nowt but an elve in sheeps clothing !!! But if you are really desperate I know Tom Thumb is looking for a .................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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