Weedon Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 So far I have yet to see Clair stumped for an answer to any question on the forum so I was thinking, in my busy life, whether we could put some questions that have been bothering us for some time to her...sort of Ask Elvis on the Steve Wright radio programme.So I'll start with one that I haven't been able to work out.How do flies land upside down on the ceiling? Do they fly horizontally then do a barrel roll, do they do a loop the loop or do they land on the wall and walk up to the ceiling.I have a supplementary one to do with flies but you know what us English are like about toilets so I'll save that one for the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 I could pretend I know all this, but I'm sure I'd be found out...[:P]How do flies land upside down on the ceiling?PS: you're as bad as the holidaying wooly bendy banana [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG MAC Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 If you consider the fact that Australians are technically walking upside down without falling off the earth then its obvious all flies are Australian!In their native continent they just lie back on the ceiling and have a kip. If you look closely Kangaroos have a button on their pouch to stop their babies flying out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedon Posted July 21, 2009 Author Share Posted July 21, 2009 If a worker bee has a particularly good day and brings lots of pollen back is it allowed to take it a bit easy the following day, perhaps do a bit of sight seeing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG MAC Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Unfortunately the poor worker bee must continue their travail as there simply isn't time to bee waiting about whilst the pollen count is done. Heres one for Clair........why isn't there a pollen re-count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Why must all good things come to an end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG MAC Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Where does my lap go when I stand up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 And if I'm living the life of Riley here in France, whose life is Riley living and where is he living it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedon Posted July 22, 2009 Author Share Posted July 22, 2009 All of them good ones, particularly the life of Riley. If life is just a bowl of cherries, what chance have I got when the birds eat all of mine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG MAC Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 And why do people call mirrors on their car doors wing mirrors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 When does Weedon get the time to listen to 'Ask Elvis' ? [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG MAC Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 U-Huhh U- Huhhh U- Huhlf past two! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Why are most quiches called Lorraine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Clair, when you make that tressed bread, do you tress left to right or right to left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 [quote user="Benjamin"]Why are most quiches called Lorraine?[/quote]Well, Quiche Kiley or Quiche Venus would sound b loody silly!!![6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 [quote user="woolybanana"]Clair, when you make that tressed bread, do you tress left to right or right to left?[/quote]I only ever make a couronne to avoid that very dilemma [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedon Posted July 22, 2009 Author Share Posted July 22, 2009 [quote user="Russethouse"]When does Weedon get the time to listen to 'Ask Elvis' ? [:)][/quote]I hope your lip was curled when you said Elvis?There is honourable and dis-honourable, why is there no....gusting to go with disgusting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 There IS gusting; the wind is gusting. I agree, it's mostly hot air........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG MAC Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 There's a Dutch Oven joke in there somewhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre ZFP Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 So, can only a pig be 'Gruntled'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedon Posted July 23, 2009 Author Share Posted July 23, 2009 Could be right there Pierre. If the BBC have their way and more people get pig flu there's going to be lots of them gruntled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedon Posted August 6, 2009 Author Share Posted August 6, 2009 Heard today on Ask Elvis.1. Why is it that no matter what colour soap you use the bubbles are always white?2. How much does the paint weigh on a jumbo jet?3. How can I ripen my pears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squirrel Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Can a bald clean shaven man go faster in a car than a hirsute one?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Yes, but only when driving a convertible with its roof off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 In my household, why do the men & boys snore and the ladies & girls don't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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