NormanH Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 A potentialPresidential Candidate for a major Europeancountry, who also happened to hold a postas a big knob in an International Financial organisation foundhimself under house arrest in a luxurious home rented by his richwife.Bereft of his usual group of fawningflatterers and journalists who had been hoping to cling onto hiscoat-tails in his predicted rise to the highest office he decided tobuy a parrot to replace the chorus of approbation to which he wasaccustomed.However his margin of manoeuvre wasseverely limited by the conditions of his arrest, so he had to becontent with buying a second-hand parrott on the Internet.When it was delivered he found a noteattached to the cage, warning that the bird had previously lived ina luxury brothel, and so might have picked up an unfortunatevocabulary.Not in the least nonplussed he left thecage, covered with a cloth, in the living room.A little later his well-beloveddaughter (if we believe the rumours) came in and curious to see whatwas in the cage she threw off the cloth.« Hello Hello » said the parrot, « Classy place this... and I see they have a new girl.Looks a bit of a goer this one »At this point the wife enters and the parrot comments« New Madame, too..you can seehow she made her money»A bit taken aback she calls her husbandand the parrot says « Same old clientèle ». Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cooperlola Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 [quote user="NormanH"]« Same old clientèle ».[/quote]Allegedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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