Just Katie Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Todays highlight.Dialogue between the two on the next desk."Oh my god, you never guess what happened in my house last night?""What?""My daughter, she's mad!!!..... But she does make me laugh though". (Silence waiting for more promting, which she had no chance of getting from me)."Yeah?""Well, when I went shopping the other night and I had two boxes of biscuits of chrismas because they were two for the price of one you see." (Awaiting more prompting)LONG SILENCE"Anyway................ she asked me for a biscuit and I said yes. I mean I though she was going to get a Jaffa Cake. Then she came back into the room with a chocolate digestive and I said WHERE DID EWE GET AHT FROM?????? And you never guess.....................She had only gone and opened one of the boxes of christmas biscuits. Well.... I couldnt believe it"."Ahhhhh" (Both look down and get on with their work)"I am going to a fair trade meeting in the local church tonight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 I have negotiated (blackmailed) with your husband via the telephone and I can promise you that you will be back on the forum from the comfort of your upstairs landing as from this evening!Hope that thought gets you through the day sweetheart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meg Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Nice one Twinks!!J.K. I reckon you should join in with the office banter..............and basically take the pi**! Keep writing it down though, you'll have enough for your own sketch show before you know it!Louise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Oh poor Katie, I do miss you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 I have missed you guys too. Never mind, we will get hubby to mend the puter this evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 Group discussing christmas party: (The two on the next desk and a 'cool dude')"Hey what are you wearing to the christmas party?"Cool dude: "Jumper and jeans""OMG how mad are you..... What are YOU like? You can't wear those to a christmas party!!!!" (in perfect timing)Cool dude: (feeling a bit dapper from the attention) "Well, you go out in London and they don't wear shirts and all that.... The younger set will turn up in say.... urm a jumper and a pair of white combats" (he then gives a little wink and makes a clicking noise)The pair on the next desk look in disbelief."Wass Eeee Like?"Cool dude: "I know let's hire a double decker to get us all down there.Cool girl (who sits at the same desk as cool dude) "Nah too much to organise"Cool dude: "We could get the fares off 'em when they get on the bus"Cool dude: Picks up his stapler and starts acting like a conducter punching bits of paper from everyones desk. "Look, we could do this"!!!!everyone screams in hysterics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patmobile Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 I'm sorry, what's this all about? Or is it a competition for the most boring post?Patrick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 Yep, This is what I am listening to all day. So I thought I would share it with you guys so you can understand how easy it is to wilt.Sorry, I won't post anymore conversations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 Still talking about the christmas party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Ask them what happened at last years then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meg Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 ooohhh nooooo keep em coming J.K, they maybe boring the hell out of you, but they are giving me a good chuckle!There's a sketch on the Catherine Tate show it reminds me of!Go on girl, join in and wind em up!Louise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 Me: "What happened in last years christmas party" (With a grin on my face)Cool girl: "What"?Me: "What was it like"?Cool girl: "Oh it was alright...... I mean, you wont believe how quick the day goes"Me: "Day?????"[blink]Cool girl: "Yeah, it flies?" (turns to mumsy secretary) "I mean what time did you leave last year?"Mumsy: "Ooooh about 4.30"Me: "what in the afternoon???"EVERYBODY FALLS ABOUT IN HYSTERICS.Mumsy: "Of Course"Cool Girl: "Yeah and I left about an hour later"Me:[blink]Cool Dude: "Where does everybody dance?"Me: [blink] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 Right got to go. It's hometime. Hopefully will see you later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 The last Christmas party I went to before I started singing for a living was mad! It involved alcohol, the managing director of the company, me and a desk.I know - what am I like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meg Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Crazy lot then!And as for you Twinks............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 I can't believe you said that Twinkle, tut tut.The last christmas party I went to I got really drunk. My boyfriend and I had a massive row, alcohol fuelled of course, then he proposed.We are still married 13 years on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 [quote user="Dotty Trois"]I can't believe you said that Twinkle, tut tut. [/quote]Why? I was 19 and single - you should be tut tutting the MD who was old enough to be my dad and married!How romantic you meeting your husband at Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Twinkle this is sounding worse and worse [:D]We didn't meet at Christmas, he was already my boyfriend, but that's when he proposed.Ah it brings make memories........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Do you want to know what the MD proposed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iain Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Why do the posts stop when it starts getting interesting?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 What happened to the desk?Mrs Trois, you are so very romantic! I wish there was more romance in the world these days. Do you remember that song that Bert Brickabrack wrote.........What the world needs now, is love sweeet love....[kiss] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Iain asked "Why do the posts stop when it starts get interesting?"'Cos' no-one dares to ask the right questions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 It's the only thing that there's just too little of......The desk got covered in artificial snow and tinsel[:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 It must be lovely to make love in the snow, Them Eskimos are so lucky!I must include that in me new panda song that I am writing about a panda that passed away, and comes back to earth as an angel, it will be entitled 'The Panda Snow' [kiss] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 J K Did you read my mess on other thread , go on let us ring and wind them up . Chris Head and I are both up for it. Ohhhh go on .............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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