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How lovely to be invited to a party rather than having to host one!

I have come as a ghost but it's started raining [:(] so I had to wear my wellies!

 

I have forgotten my coat - and my underwear apparently!

Countdown commencing before Miki arrives

10, 9, 8, 7,......

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This joke sent to me today seemed pertinent:

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the young
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that
I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
 She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that but:
 No.1, you have to be single and
 No.2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party."

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