TWINKLE Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 This appeared in the Lonely Hearts section of the Atlanta Journal.'Single black female seeks male companionship. I'm a very good girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pick-up truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting'.More than 15,000 surprised guys found themselves talking to the Atlanta Dog Rescue Society. I thought Christine would appreciate this one[:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 [:D] [:P] And Gay said I had the magic touch in posting ads ! Could give this new style a try, don't know if I could cope with 15,000 calls though ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 [quote user="TWINKLE"]More than 15,000 surprised guys found themselves talking to the Atlanta Dog Rescue Society[/quote]In my Crystal Ball I see the female members nodding in a sage manner, while the male ones go 'fnarr fnarr'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gardian Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 [quote user="Tresco"][quote user="TWINKLE"]More than 15,000 surprised guys found themselves talking to the Atlanta Dog Rescue Society [/quote]In my Crystal Ball I see the female members nodding in a sage manner, while the male ones go 'fnarr fnarr'.[/quote]Mais, nous serions trent kill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 [quote user="Gardian"]Mais, nous serions trent kill.[/quote] [:D]I think I need to reverse it actually, so the women go fnarr fnarr, and the men nod sagely, but not really sagely....[Www]....just pretending to be sage.[:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted February 15, 2007 Author Share Posted February 15, 2007 I knew I was doing the wise thing when I decided to put this in The Lounge section and NOT the animal section.Oh well - at least it got Ian panting[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 And what's wrong with having a dog for a girlfriend?.........Oh bu**er, I'm on the wrong forum......[IMG]http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/dago49/Dago3.jpg[/IMG][:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Adorable.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanguedocGal2 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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