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OOOhhhhhhhhhhhh..................................................................................................................................

You remembered!!![:D]

Thank you all for your birthday wishes - I feel all warm and glowy now. 

I've had flowers and chocolates and smelly things in a nice box and I think I'm having slippers off my daughter when she gets home from school.  Not very rock 'n' roll but there you go[:)]   It's also our 13th wedding anniversary today so we're going out this evening and I'm being wined, dined and fined[:-))] all in that order.

I'm still waiting for that song FK!

 

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Twinks i don't for a moment believe you have nasty dust!

Where has it gone tho! [:@] It was pure genius!

Don't you worry ........i'll send in sniper puss [6]

EDIT: Maybe furry decided to release it for the Christmas no 1 spot so removed it for copyright reasons?

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[quote user="Meg "]Twinks i don't for a moment believe you have nasty dust!

Where has it gone tho! [:@] It was pure genius!

Don't you worry ........i'll send in sniper puss [6]

EDIT: Maybe furry decided to release it for the Christmas no 1 spot so removed it for copyright reasons?
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It wasnt me honest

Clair I was only joking didnt mean that at all [:$]

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Maybe Mrs. Furry got jealous? 

I was telling Mr. Twinkle about it over dinner last night (which was very nice btw) and I wanted to show it to him. 

Please Furry can I have it in a PM?  I'll exchange it for some very saucy photos of Nana Mouskouri without her glasses[:)]

 

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Dearest Twinkle, I am glad you had a lovely day and indeed, a lovely night. I am putting your song on the forum again, but it has been genetically modified. The modulators were entirely innocent in it's premature ejaculation from Living France. I have had a email from Ivor Novello to inform me of me nomination for one of his awards for this piece. I am now free to concentrate on me autobiography about me life. It will be a true story based on true life events with some fictional talking Otters and an enchanted Pheasant that develops a crush on me and stalks me for several years. Me book will be entitled "Night Boat To Holyhead" and all profits from the sales of the book will go entirely to meself. Your song is a country song, which is me first ever, and it has attracted interest from Joe Dolan and Fergal Tierney. I think a few "yee ha's" could be added here and there, what do you think yerself?

Here is "Twinkle's Song"

 

Well they call her twinkle, and she makes me tinkle
everytime i see her gorgeous face
I saw her in Carrefour, and I pee'd all over the floor
I had to leave in complete disgrace
I thought well f*** it, and I bought meself a bucket
and now I carry it everywhere I go
 
Oh lovely fairy, even though your hairy
I would love to shave all that fur offa you
I love your little pointed ears and the lovely things they hear
I love your little lips and the words they say when you appear
 
They sent me to lourdes, where they thought I would be cured
and now I don't need that bucket ever again
I think i'll keep it and paint it gold, for all the fairies that come in from the cold
and snuggle up under me hen


Oh lovely fairy, even though your hairy
I often dream of shaving you
I love your little mouth and the lovely way it sings
but most of all, I love your little fairy wings

So now we can go to the disco, without fear of seeing me wee go
splashing all over your lovely frock
we can do the twist and the funky chicken ,then I'll drive you home in me van o coq

Oh lovely fairy, even though your hairy
I would love to shave all that fur offa you
I love your little mouth that's always full of things
but most of all, I love your little fairy wings
But most of all I love her little fairy wings, I just love her little fairy wings, oh those fairy wings (fade)
 

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