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No, no, Wools, the tinge of sadness just won't do.  Shake up and Shape up, Old Boy!

Lordy, I wanted to be cheered up.  Just nothing seems to go quite right for me just now; the most benign thing to have happened to me lately is having the fosse emptied today.

So............just post something cheerful and funny, OK?

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Bless!

Leave the miserable ruins alone and go and see some real life you daft apeth!!! And don't start rambling on about how you've lived a thousand years and seen and done it all and more or I'll smack you!

Enjoy your trip[:$]

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Bless!

Leave the miserable ruins alone and go and see some real life you daft apeth!!! And don't start rambling on about how you've lived a thousand years and seen and done it all and more or I'll smack you!

Enjoy your trip[:$]

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Twinks, what the hell is an "apeth"?

But, you ought to be careful about smacking him!  Who knows what smacking might do for Wools?

Wools, please, please , please do NOT remind me about what the highlights of my life are these days, for pity's sake! 

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Why the hell does the software allow me to repeat myself?

It's bad enough when I do it in real life, nevermind virtual life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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The phrase you mean is 'worser and worserer'

A Wassock...........imagine a field with the hay / straw cut and bunched together into a cylinder about the span of your arms, then the cylinder is tied tightly about 3/4 of the way up, hence you have effectively a cone topped with an inverted cone.

when the upper face of the top (inverted) cone is all 'frizzy' it can be called a 'tufty - heyded (headed) wassock'

[:D][:D][:D]

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Apeth or ha'peth is also well known in Kent, perhaps because we had quite a few daft ones, I was certainly called that by my mum.  Daft wassock was also in common use although as I remember the corn stacks were called stook's.

Now that I've had a bit of a think, these may or not be recognised by you.

Cack handed...awkward or left-handed.  Dab hand means good at something.  Emmet is an ant.  To have a gammy leg is to walk with a limp.

Then there is "Charlie's dead!" When a girls petticoat shows below the bottom of a frock.  And "It's raining over Will's mum's" when rain is expected shortly.

We used to play Tip Cat at school.

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Just been South Wools, Marmande and back and blooming hot it was as well. Just why do they cut drain pipes in half to put on their rooves?  And I did notice the mais (sp) was twice the height as the stuff in Mayenne.
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No, he already did it in a double decker bus.  He naws ya naw. (that was in answer to Wooly, you got in between Weedon).

There was once a joke somewhere in a programme about Margaret Thatcher eating and someone said she had squid on chin.  So we always used to say "squid on chin" to let the other know he had a drop or dribble of something that needed wiping.  I'm also full of knowledge you know.  We had a camping car once, an Estafette!   [:)]

 

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