Weedon Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 [quote user="Christine Animal"]So, Weedon........... what does make them laugh ?(SB, thanks for the penguin link).[/quote]Just a shot in the dark....but could it be, running through that 2 foot long grass on 12inch legs? Or perhaps Monty Python.weedon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 That looks like a very rare 2 headed Bat eared hyena! Now only found in the hills around Capel Curig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Here's my Drayton FK, no bassets there, but looks like there are plenty of pianos in the old mill, which I used to know as a child. We could go and get one and sing the Ying Tong Song together...Drayton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedon Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 [quote user="Christine Animal"]Here's my Drayton FK, no bassets there, but looks like there are plenty of pianos in the old mill, which I used to know as a child. We could go and get one and sing the Ying Tong Song together...Drayton [/quote]Would that be the old mill by the sea where Nellie Dean lives with her husband Chris who has been known to dance on ice with Orville the duck.weedon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 You are all completely bonkers. So here is a nice picture of a kitten for you to look at whilst you wait for the hommes in les vestes blanches to take you away.[IMG]http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f338/dick_at_aulton/kitten-124.jpg[/IMG]~ I hope I don't get banned from here for posting pictures of kittens ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted February 20, 2006 Author Share Posted February 20, 2006 Mr Smith,I wish to complain about this cat what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.Oh yes, the, uh, the tabby...What's,uh...What's wrong with it? I'll tell you what's wrong with it, Mr Smith. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.Look, matey, I know a dead cat when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable cat the tabby, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage! The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead. Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting! All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up!'Ello, Mister Tommy cat! I've got a lovely fresh cod fish for you if you show... There, he moved!No, he didn't, that was you hitting the poor thing!I never!!Yes, you did! I never, never did anything... (yelling and hitting the cat cage repeatedly) 'ELLO TOMMY!!!!!Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!(Takes cat out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)Now that's what I call a dead cat. No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!STUNNED?!? Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Tabby's stun easily, major.Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough ofthis. That cat is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement wasdue to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged miaaow. Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the back alleys..................et al(Thanks go to Mr Monty Python and apologies for change of animal!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Trollope Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Going back to my original thread about AI - that was this one, wasn't it?There is an AI thread that reads like MP - and they are dead serious.I don't belieeeve it!Oh Bollock* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I think I'll sing the Raspberry Song..... but only if Weedon plays the guitar. Nick, could you please give us a link as to that what it is which you are on about ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Riff-Raff Element Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Nope - still baffled. How can anyone be banned from a forum (exceptperhaps the forum for Yorkshire Terrier Fanciers Anonymous or one forpeople with cat phobias - is there a name for that?) for posting apicture of a nice fuffy little kit-wit? Please explain in short wordsas I have been drinking Duvel beer with my tea (8.5% wood alcohol) andcan no longer think that clearly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Did the BeeGees sing that Mrs Animal? I love the BeeGees. They had a big hit in the 60's with that song about a big Otter Hound, it was called Massive Rufus. Me, I'm going back to massive Rufus, somethings telling me he needs a home.....and the lice all went down to massive Rufus....I never went to that Drayton! I have been to BellBroughton though, it is nice round there. I have a baby grand piano called Kevin, he is invaluable to me in me composures. Do you remember Columbos Basset? he used to carry him around under his arm. I think that little kitten is lovely and he looks so contented, is he your own Mr Smith? I would call him Fauntelroy if he was mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
le bouffon Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Ah the dead parrot sketch,thats dead old.at least 30yrs anyway.More of a only fools and horse`s chap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catalpa Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 As this thread seems to have turned into a kitty pix publishing opportunity... mine are prettiest...http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a12/angos/guswacket2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Not bad, Catalpa - how about this one?[IMG]http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f338/dick_at_aulton/kitten-175.jpg[/IMG]And no, Miki, it's just sleeping... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedon Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 [quote user="Christine Animal"] I think I'll sing the Raspberry Song..... but only if Weedon plays the guitar. Nick, could you please give us a link as to that what it is which you are on about ? [/quote]Sorry Mrs Animal me G string that used to be twangy has gawn all slack and fings just aint wot they used to be. Now if you could wait a bit, nurse has promised to re-tune me just before lights out.Please excuse the spelling only I've got this jacket on and some idiot has put it on back to front and tied my arms by my sides.Do you know the beaver song? I can only vaguely remember that it goes something like:-Beaver, beaver, beaver Bobby Joe......Furry....you know lots of quare folk, any idea why Big Bopper was so called? Could he have been related to Little Eva who used to Turkey Trot until she got bird flu. Its a funny old world[*-)]That nice Mr Smith should move his cat out of the sun. I've got a chair that's gone like that down one side from being in the window and catching the sun.weedon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted February 20, 2006 Author Share Posted February 20, 2006 [quote user="Dicksmith"]Not bad, Catalpa - how about this one?[IMG]http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f338/dick_at_aulton/kitten-175.jpg[/IMG]And no, Miki, it's just sleeping...[/quote]Dick, if kitty is sleeping on a pin cushion, put the mini kitty in the circus, loadsamoney to be made with a 2" kitty [;)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 ...and what about the moon? Since down here in Poitou-Charentes, there are many more moonlit nights and a dark blue jacket hanging near a window now has white lines all over it along the creases.Catalpa, is that really a photo you took of your cats? That is really a beautiful photo, has a sort of Burberry touch. The cats are lovely too. Are they Chats Turcs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris pp Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Sorry to be serious, new case of bird flu in Paris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris pp Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 For some strange reason the photo is showing in preview and not on the forum???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catalpa Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 [quote user="Christine Animal"]Catalpa, is that really a photo you took of your cats? That is really a beautiful photo, has a sort of Burberry touch. The cats are lovely too. Are they Chats Turcs?[/quote] Burberry? No, Lidl Couture [:)] They're Maine Coons and are now 8 months old.http://photobucket.com/albums/a12/angos/?action=view¤t=GusWacket6.jpghttp://photobucket.com/albums/a12/angos/?action=view¤t=Gussie9.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted February 20, 2006 Author Share Posted February 20, 2006 [quote user="chris pp"]For some strange reason the photo is showing in preview and not on the forum????[/quote]Has poor Micky been informed, he'll be gutted....just him and Pluto left out of the old gang...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Is that Notre Dame? Are you sure it is bird flu? Maybe he jumped from the top, or maybe he slipped on some déjection canine. Note how the passers by couldn't give a shit.Catalpa, your Lidl photos are marvellous, tous mes compliments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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