Dick Smith Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Dotty wants to see The Dog. Tresco is afeared of it. What is the consensus - do I post The Dog again or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaligoBay Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 No no no no no no no no, it was just TOO hideous!Dotty, go to Google and search on "Sam ugliest dog" and I'm pretty sure the first hit will be The Dog.And on your own head be it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Give Dotty what she wants in the spirit of forum friendliness. Everyone needs to know that when they are most lacking in confidence in their appearance, they will never be as... well, you'll see.No, hang on: I think the dog should have its own section on the forum, and the mods should be able to get it out and point it at people. And Saligo Bays Dog with a Dummy, should have its own section too, where people go when they feel cucheeeeee.EDIT: SB just ruined the 'surprise' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teamedup Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Don't look Saligo. The poor thing. Just had a friend staying with us who ended up having a mission to stroke every ugly cat he came across as he went for a walk around our village each day. We really do have some incredibly ugly moggies here and he said that they all seemed very grateful to have some human contact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 I've also got a picture of the world's ugliest cat, if you would prefer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 You should have seen Bobby the Long Eared Circus Cat when he arrived here. He had a full body length scab, almost like a designer garment, one designed by The Borg that is. Where's the Dog, Dick, Dottys' Delaying Departure!(where should that apostrophe be again SB?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 OK - you asked for the dog:[IMG]http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f338/dick_at_aulton/story.jpg[/IMG]and here's the cat:[IMG]http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f338/dick_at_aulton/evil_cat_by_insanesnowduck.jpg[/IMG]and here's Sam's ex-girlfriend:[IMG]http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f338/dick_at_aulton/peeps.jpg[/IMG]Well, you asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patmobile Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Is that dog giving itself a b*** ***?Patrick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dotty0 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Oh my. What does it have in its mouth. I can't believe what I'm seeing. The dog looks like it should be in that film with George Clooney and Quentin Tarawhatshisname. Oh I know From Dawn to Dusk or was it from Dusk to Dawn. Anyhow, its pretty funny. Earlier I added an avitar to my name, but its still to arrive. Its one of my kitties, so glad he doesn't look like the cat immitating the kangaroo.Its really lifted my spirits, not been a good evening.Thank you Dick, its made my evening.Dotty[:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Shame on you Dick. Just before bedtime ! No sweet dreams for me now.....................Zzzzzz..........aaaggghhh !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaligoBay Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 [quote user="Patmobile"]Is that dog giving itself a b*** ***?Patrick[/quote]Nobody else was going to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Its really lifted my spirits...Thank you Dick, its made my evening. Dotty OAll of which tells us just how different we all are, and how we cannot predict that a bad evening for one, will not end in lifted spirits for another, when faced with the same images Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaligoBay Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 [quote user="Tresco"]Where's the Dog, Dick, Dottys' Delaying Departure!(where should that apostrophe be again SB?)[/quote]Before the s, because we only have one Dotty. In this case, the apostrophe tells you that there's a letter missing. It's not a possessive apostrophe. It won't mind if you look at other punctuation marks.You know, that dog is disturbingly ugly. But it made me think, how come a bald dog is so nasty, but a bald man can be so very attractive? Jean Luc Picard to name but a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 It's done b***** all for mine...Now I really thought that would be asterisked out by the forum software! Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Goodnight Mr Smith[8-|] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Thank's SB LOLDick, that happened to me talking about plasterboard once, only a million times worse. It was Quillans fault, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teamedup Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Oh my, couldn't someone feed that cat the poor thing. I like cats, even ugly ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony F Dordogne Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Somebody in our village BREEDS those cats - not personally you understand, the cats breed themselves so to speak but she pays a fortune for them.One got pizza'd outside her house, she never turned a hair, just claimed of her assurance and shipped another one across from the USA!!!And she also has a couple of those horrible French bulldoggy things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 That's me and TU who have both done grocers apostrophes. They are bound to affect certain folk more than the dog, or its bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 Sorry, but that's 'grocer's apostrophes'...(And I'm not sure about pizza'd - but pizzaed looks sort of wrong) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teamedup Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Ah non, non, non, that can't be a breed of cat. It looks like a case that the RSPCA would show on it's add of how some poor animals are mistreat. The poor minou. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 I agree. Dick, the cat has to go. The dog is plain ugly, but the cat has been treated badly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted March 29, 2006 Author Share Posted March 29, 2006 I believe the cat is in original condition.I'm off to bed now, I hope I don't dream... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suze01 Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 That dog isn't just extremely ugly - it is downright scary [+o(] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony F Dordogne Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Trouble with my neighbours cats is that they all DO look like that, that's how they are bred to look - sort of scabby looking rats with very long legs.Still, their Mums probably loved them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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