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I am have been dreaming of them thar gals and I am not sure what I am seeing now, is real or just fantasy !

The banana, is it symbolic ? We had five hands of small bananas on our

Banana "tree" this year, seriously. So that kinda ties in I guess.

You're confused twinks, wait until I get to sleep tonight with the

thought of that picture engrained in me already frazzled bonce [:)]

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We interrupt this rather raunchy conversation to bring you a newsflash. It's a very uninteresting newsflash, compared to the way the thread's been drifting. In fact bananas are considerably more interesting, especially if they come with several soapy females. Apparently.

Anyway, to the rather laboured point. Miki, darling, I would love to be called Gill, just for you. No, really, I would. But I can't. I can understand, given your large and banana-obsessed harem, that you may inadvertently whisper, or even scream the name of another when talking to me, and although I will sigh a sad sigh, knowing that this Gill (whoever she is......strumpet[6]) clearly means more to you than I ever will, my torment can be nothing compared to that of Twinkle who, to the best of my limited knowledge, isn't called Gill either..............Nor is Tresco, or Katie. If I were you, I'd hide behind the nearest banana tree, pronto, mon pote![;-)]

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I confess, and apologise for my confusion Tresco. All I can say is, if you are official counsellor and general factotum to bananarama, I'd clear your diary, if I were you. Either that, or get hunting for Gill. She may have a lot to answer for......................
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Oh yes.

You are in goal and Dick is left back....I am up front with George and

Jimmy and I tap the ball in the net on average,  10 times a night.

Makes me top scorer in the night time fantasy league of Saint Malo

[:)]  And afterwards, well the

rewards....................................

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OK, If you’ll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal, I can call you Betty And Betty when you call me, You can call me Al

So, that makes you Betty and me Al, is that OK?  I am a 10 goal night man after all [:D]

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[quote user="Miki"][quote user="Dick Smith"]Left back in the changing room?
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Or right back.............. behind the goal !! The oldens are still the best eh [;-)]


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 the only kick he got was a header and he missed it!

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[quote user="Miki"]Heathen  [:D][/quote]

Look, I thought we'd agreed on Betty. I'm having multiple personality disorder problems here[8-)]. And you haven't answered my question, but it's OK, I've worked it out. It was there all along. Bush and Carter[:D].





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[quote user="Miki"]Oh yes.

You are in goal and Dick is left back....I am up front with George and

Jimmy and I tap the ball in the net on average,  10 times a night.

Makes me top scorer in the night time fantasy league of Saint Malo

[:)]  And afterwards, well the

rewards....................................

[/quote]

You mean the communal bath?

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[quote user="Cassis"][quote user="Miki"]Oh yes.

You are in goal and Dick is left back....I am up front with George and

Jimmy and I tap the ball in the net on average,  10 times a night.

Makes me top scorer in the night time fantasy league of Saint Malo

[:)]  And afterwards, well the

rewards....................................

[/quote]

You mean the communal bath?

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Biensûr wiv le Harem et Heathen, Betty Bush and Carter..................... and purrtetrer Uncle Tom Cobbley et al !!.[:)]

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