Meg

[quote user="TWINKLE"]Happy Birthday sweetheart! Please tell me you're 30 now or I won't play with you anymore! NB.  Meg is probably the youngest person on the forum[:P] [/quote] Ewwwwww 30!!! No i am not that ancient!!!!! [:P]

Actually i think that rhubarb is a such a fab plant....it's a sculpture in it's own right!

I thought it was in a garden.......... but...........i suppose......why not?!! Edit: (see not off topic coz i said garden!)

You could always be the poor one, as you can't afford a new pair of jeans???? [kiss]

JAY!!!!! I am all embarrassed now............i am shy you know! [:$] Naughty little bird!!! I am still accepting presents/cards/cash for the next week or so though.............

I put one up 4 days ago.....it's already 'full'. Nice.

Who's going to be the one that everyone secretly laughs at behind their back?

If i was on bar duty, no-one else would get a look in on the booze...............[:D]

[quote user="LEO"][quote user="Meg and Mog and dog"]What one can i be? [/quote] You could be the.................................................................... ............................................................................................... ...............................................................................................   ..........................................................naughty one! [/quote] Well if someone has to do it....................i am qualified.[6]

What one can i be?

Mr H.............i feel that you are waiting to hear something? What? You have the talent/ability/confidence to...... pay the state, look after you family, be doing what you want and be living the dream that so many people would give anything for. Are you waiting for answers?? You have them all anyway. What's next????...............Tomorrow. Make it count.

[quote user="TWINKLE"]Meanwhile in the Tarn whilst Meg is having her own wet t-shirt competition I am at war with the massive armies of slug and snails that keep invading my little potager'.  Have you ever seen so many in your life?  All my friends gardens are ruined.  I am now resorting to little yogurt pots of beer.  For me not the slugs[:D] [/quote] As the only competitor  i won easily......[:D].....i think a storm is now brewing..........can't wait, i want to go out and get soaked in the rain. I feel in the mood for a really cracking storm! As for slugs.......yep loads here too!

Lovely and hot 27ish and blue skies here! (Charente/North Dordogne). Keep soaking my t-shirt  to stay cool!! [8-|]

[quote user="Bugbear"]Look at it closely and you will see A 'big-haired' woman giving a 'man' a 'bl*w-j*b.........................................[Www] [/quote] LOL..i knew there was something messy about it! [:-))]

A double horlicks for you tonight Mrs!! Did the nightmare involve the Vaseline??

I don't like it. Too messy.........and harsh and fragmented. £400,000 says i could do a better one??

[quote user="Russethouse"]Not me - honey or vaseline? As long as I don't put the wrong thing on toast ! Night - Time for my horlicks......... [/quote] Hey just clicked to read the last page..............you got my attention RH! Thought i'd missed something exciting there..........[:D]

How? If there was an easy simple answer, everyone would be doing it. There isn't. How many people that get the opportunity to be able to do exactly as they want. I doubt very many. But if the chance is there and you want it enough, there will be a way........somehow.

Hey Twinks.....good for you girl! If you're not happy with what you're doing and there's something you can do about it........then why not go for it?  The more you think of the pro's and cons and details and what if's....... the less likely you are to do it. Get off your bum and get stuck in![:D]

[quote user="chris pp"] it's simple, if there is a speed limit that is the maximum speed that you can legally drive at, then it becomes your choice, but the law is the law, if people didn't break the speed limit there would be no revenue (as you put it), so it's not a "tax" on breathing which we have to do. If you don't agree with a law, campaign to have it changed,   [/quote] Agree totally, CPP.

If reducing it to 20mph saves just one child's life, surely its worth it.

[quote user="Chris Head"]Kill the moles[:)] [/quote] ...........just when i thought it was safe to remove my signature.

Forget all the material stuff, it doesn't really mean anything. Take her to somewhere beautiful and tell her lovely things.  Oh and just admit you forgot and take a bashing for it............[:D]

Wheelbarrows here seem either rubbish or very expensive.

Slugs??? Yes......... What are you having for lunch?